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I would basically agree with that statement. Although, a real hodad isn't even trying to do anything, they are straight out posers, there are other categories involved.
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I agree there are varying degrees of hodadiness.
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lolololol.... Thanx for that.
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Wha wha what ???
He stated it fairly succinctly I thought. Perhaps not the categories that I envisioned but it works.
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OK, here are my suggestions for levels of hodadiness. Feel free to add your own.
Hoboy - Barely out of newbiness Hodaddy - Pimp wannabe Homamma - Female hodad Hodad - Experienced at the art of hodaddery Hopop - Grandfathered in Hodad
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Hammhoda - a pro at promoting hodaddery
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I'm not promoting hodaddery, I'm simply helping Sar come up with his categories.
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ummm... "a pro at promoting hodaddery"
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This whole thread is so silly.
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No it's not!
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I am new but if I sit through one more useless panel at a show i think I will have earned a star or two.
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Here you go Shelleehale, skip the panels at the next show and enjoy yourself instead.
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Because AVN can't seem to pick decent seminar topics or panelists. If they'd pick them based on their experience and willingness to share the information instead of basing the picks on politics and greased palms, it might help.
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I see, well its what we've evolved into, kinda of an old fashion "I'll scratch your, if you scratch mine" system of ordinance. I should probably start attending these things when they're held. Besides, Shelleehale looks pretty cute to spend time with.
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I think he was destined to wear the uniform he had on for the panel.... "Welcome to Applebees"
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I've been going to shows since 1998. My first one was back when the precursor to Internext was at the Monte Carlo in vegas. I go to a couple a year, the January Vegas show is the only one I usually go to without fail. During all that time, how many panels have I sat thru? I can count 'em on one hand. Yet, I almost always accomplish my goals for every show. The problems with panels... 1) Selection of topics. 2) Finding someone who actually has something valuable to contribute to the topic to sit on the panel. 3) Getting them to open up and be forthcoming. No one who has a really cool new idea and is making bank with it is going to sit on a panel and introduce everyone else to it. Again, this business strip mines. If you have 3-4 sites kicking ass with some new fangled innovation, as soon as the word gets out, there'll be so many of them no one can make more than beer money off of the concept. I do my business at a corner table somewhere near the bar. |
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Yeah, but pretty fucking close to a newbie.
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A moron more like it.
He wanted to argue with JD and Bernstein. I guess that applebees uniform shirt made him a lawyer as well as a waiter.
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Not that there's anything wrong with being from Canada, but that's like me telling a woman what it feels like to have a cucumber stuffed in her pussy.
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The seminar was about community sites and pretty much everything he said was pure bullshit, but he really stepped in it when I said that I didn't agree with community sites censoring words like GFY does and he went off on how they could get sued if they don't censor words like pedophile.
He and Eric from GFY both said that if they don't censor words like that people call each other those names and I said, it also means that no one can carry on a legitimate conversation about child porn and pedophiles because those words (at least on GFY), are replaced with hahahahahahahahaha. He argued his point to the point that J.D. Obenberger (who was in the audience) stood up and said that no word in the English language is considered legally obscene and arguing my point that no words should be censored. Then Mr. Applebees started arguing points of law with Obenberger who finally threw up his hands, laughed and walked out, while moderator Mark Womack is apologizing to him all the way to the door. Then I asked a question about 2257 and a community site's responsibility in that regard specifically of Eric Bernstein at which point Appleboy started to answer so I said, "I asked the attorney" so he shut up. Those are just a couple examples. He had some of us laughing the whole seminar.
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Lance from Xtube was too busy so he sent his waterboy.
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Well, they didn't hire him but someone picked him, but like Gonzo said he was a replacement.
But there were plenty panelists that AVN selected that had no business being there.
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Politics and bribes.
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I have to step up for AVN on this one.
They solicit for each show and each panel speakers from an open invitation. You have to remember AVN publishes a magazine and hosts those Internext shows. Their insight into the inner workings of this business is limited from that respect. Weve all seen how people coming into the net side of this business are either easily swayed or confused by sig whores and people who pass themselves off as marketing geniuses that know nothing. Spinning tunes poolside at the Hard Rock hardly qualifies anyone for marketing in this business. Those that are successful dont promote the clients they take money from but continue to promote themselves. Jace I know youve been asked to sit on a blogging panel before. If anyone is interested in being on a panel I suggest that you contact AVNonline and make your case. I for one wouldnt mind attending more of these from a listeners side. Keep in mind though that people will expect your expert advice for free. So be willing to share some of your success strategies before volunteering.
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i would however be game for a private workshop for newbies or something like that, "building traffic with blogs", I finally feel confident in my abilities to be able to handle something like that but I won't be put on the chopping block in a "panel" setting, i see more people coming back from internext laughing at them more than anything |
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You can't pick good speakers by running a popularity contest.
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Do they have any panels on the fine art of pissing people off on web boards?
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Nah, that's too easy.
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It is a craft that takes years to master. It is not an easy gig. There is the ebb and the flow. The pitch and the yaw. The yin and the Yang. The bob and the weave. Oh, it may appear easy, but that is only to the uninitiated. It is a carefully crafted, stage managed performance that only a few are privy to.
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Here's a prime example right here, Look how long it took me to get sherlock shithead to put me on ignore? and he's one of the dumb ones. its even harder with higher IQ members |
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there isn't any problem that can't be handled, and there is no point in getting upset, whatever happens is going to happen, hate and negativity won't solve it |
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