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"as for what gilgy/J'delusional does if I can recall correctly he's a hanger on or married to a stockings model and claims to be her photographer or some such nonsense "
by the way, what exactly is it that you do? I thought you were a traffic monkey. I maybe wrong though. Please enlighten me.
gilgy, who really cares about who you are, and what you do...
What we want to know is, how did you ever manged to beat the other 200-500 million sperm cells with all that deadweight genetic material in your system? Tell us the stroy - this must have been the most blessed travel of your life
__________________ "Chaos is the law of nature, order is the dream of man."
~Henry B. Adams (Historian) 1838-1918
Originally posted by Rolo@Jun 13 2004, 06:54 AM gilgy, who really cares about who you are, and what you do...
What we want to know is, how did you ever manged to beat the other 200-500 million sperm cells with all that deadweight genetic material in your system? Tell us the stroy - this must have been the most blessed travel of your life
Rollo, you make no sense. You are even beneath me. Most people around here, whether I get along with them or not, have a modicum wit and education. You, I am afraid, are truly an idiot. I mean that in the literal sense of the word. Now go play in the marmalade or something that will keep you amused.
Who needs to play with marmalade, when we got you gilgy - our own little clueless inhouse moron...
You are like a moron groupie, who each of us play with in between closing deals, but sure we better remember to wear protection, when we are with you, so we will not catch all the known and unkown diseases you carry around
Now, be a good little boy, and tell us about your Baron Münchausen travels again opcorn:
__________________ "Chaos is the law of nature, order is the dream of man."
~Henry B. Adams (Historian) 1838-1918
Originally posted by Rolo@Jun 13 2004, 07:14 AM Who needs to play with marmalade, when we got you gilgy - our own little clueless inhouse moron...
You are like a moron groupie, who each of us play with in between closing deals, but sure we better remember to wear protection, when we are with you, so we will not catch all the known and unkown diseases you carry around
Now, be a good little boy, and tell us about your Baron Münchausen travels again opcorn:
Yawn. We? Yawn. Thank you Napoleon. Yawn.
Oh yeah, seeing as it is so important to you kid, tell me a little about your travels. Just a hint. Where have you been? What have you done? It is easy to snipe when you have nothing to back it up. The ball is in your court Rollo but I expect no reply because I am sure there is no story to tell. But here is your chance.
SpringerDude and Confucy need to hook up. I've never seen 2 people say over and over again how much they didn't like a board, but are too obsessive to stay away!
And they both create BS and hope we believe them. What jokes.
Originally posted by Peaches@Jun 13 2004, 07:53 AM SpringerDude and Confucy need to hook up. I've never seen 2 people say over and over again how much they didn't like a board, but are too obsessive to stay away!
And they both create BS and hope we believe them. What jokes.
Ah peaches, your problem is you obviously do not have a bullshit detector that is in any way functional. I have no knowledge of confucy, but I tell the truth. Now if that bothers you, or you just can't recognize it, why do you bother to post? I mean that as a very straight question. I have never said anything that would lead you to think I was bullshitting. If you have an insecurity issue with someone who has a reasonable amount of success that would be your issue to deal with. Why bring it to a public board?
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Jun 13 2004, 08:00 AM Damn, I need to hire someone to look up facts, and cool tourist stuff for me to offer out on my site....
There is tons of up to date facts and interesting stuff that you can use.
I work all the time. I take my work with me. At the moment I am trying to get a few years ahead in the bulk of my stuff so I can coast. So I am working my butt off.
Originally posted by Peaches@Jun 13 2004, 10:53 AM SpringerDude and Confucy need to hook up. I've never seen 2 people say over and over again how much they didn't like a board, but are too obsessive to stay away!
And they both create BS and hope we believe them. What jokes.
same style of attack too ... remains anonymous because its easy then to be an asshole when nobody knows anything about you.
it doesn't take brains, balls or common sense to lurk at a board for ages, register a random username and start pointing out your *percieved* flaws of the posters who have been discussing themselves publicly all along.
so the question is, why are you here gigly? you claim you are here to see what NOT to do because we are all complaining about there being no money in the biz? You've missed a fairly large amount of threads obviously, because many of us are experiencing a new wave of success and building a life after adult - you have chosen to ignore that however because your insecurities only let you raise negatives about others.
so again, why are you here? I'd guess you've had a boring or bad couple of months and you need an ego stroke, so you come here anonymously, put some people down for a few weeks and walk away convinced all over again you are an elite version of our species?
you sprout a lot of 1 liners from self help books, but use them in the wrong context. you have resorted to fat jokes when posed with a genuine questions about who you are. and you have yet to respond with anything funny, witty or wise that isn't a regurgitation of someone else's observations.
like serge said, we play with you because you raise our curiousity just a little ... and like rolo said, we play as a break from our work ... we are easy targets for bored, self important anons because we keep no secrets, we lay it all out for everyone to see and this is bonefide NO BULLSHIT ZONE. i'm glad we could provide you with a little entertaiment for your day as you have for us! give & take, that's what makes the world go round
Originally posted by gilgy@Jun 13 2004, 06:25 PM I play because you guys are easy. You ultimately have to ban me because you feel threatened. You are building a life after adult because you can't cut it. I have no need to build such a life. Now, what was your point after admitting you can't make it in this business?
Do you seriously believe this? If so, you have some intense delusional problems.
let me clarify ... adult pays for the ability to branch into other business. as for my many failures, the punishment we put ourselves through when we fail is worse than anything some anon who is convinced of his own perfection could dream up in his puny brain.
of course I've failed, i don't know anyone brilliant who hasn't and learned from it ... but I do see someone who would rather sit in the bubble of anonymity than have others do to you what you do to them.
You like self help books obviously, so here's one for ya ... "Fail ... many times ... you will succeed quicker".
you ultimately get banned because you get boring and you waste time.
is pointing out that i have failed at something all ya got? that's the easy part ... its the specifics of where I failed you won't have a hope in figuring out ... and that's the important part.
I guess I must have been right about everything else :P
yay, i'm the elite human today urpdance:
do I get a special reward from the universe or should I just pat myself on the back for the rest of the day?
Originally posted by cj@Jun 13 2004, 02:45 PM let me clarify ... adult pays for the ability to branch into other business. as for my many failures, the punishment we put ourselves through when we fail is worse than anything some anon who is convinced of his own perfection could dream up in his puny brain.
of course I've failed, i don't know anyone brilliant who hasn't and learned from it ... but I do see someone who would rather sit in the bubble of anonymity than have others do to you what you do to them.
You like self help books obviously, so here's one for ya ... "Fail ... many times ... you will succeed quicker".
you ultimately get banned because you get boring and you waste time.
is pointing out that i have failed at something all ya got? that's the easy part ... its the specifics of where I failed you won't have a hope in figuring out ... and that's the important part.
I guess I must have been right about everything else :P
yay, i'm the elite human today urpdance:
do I get a special reward from the universe or should I just pat myself on the back for the rest of the day?
urpdance:
Well, I have never had the pleasure of having failed. I always make sure that what I do, I do well. Education, smarts mixed in with a little hard work and luck take care of that. If you think failure is a good thing, then you sing the blues, dude. I prefer success. I get banned here because I constantly have to defend myself against idiotic attacks. Everything from loser to failure to wannabe to has been. None of which are true. I am one of the few here not considering another career. Why? Because I don't have to. Does any of this make sense to you? It is no boasting. That would be to easy to dismiss. It is just the truth and some folks really hate to hear that.
If you want to insult with french jokes, then why don´t you tell your french jokes to some french guy?
The voices in your head I were refering too, are the ones who made you write the word french and moron without even knowing me... the human psychic is interesting, however your mental state is boring predictable... I predict if I continue to make indirect insults at you, then your anger level will rise to a point where you will become my little stalker here at Oprano, and while the idea of the countless hours we could spend together making Serge money/pageviews is tempting too you, then I will probably get bored to death with you after a few days - you will end up repeating yourself, and at some point I would have to disown you :ttth!:
You will be left in the dark, cold and alone with your voices, but hopefully someone new will come along and pick up where I left you, however since you will be on your way down, instead of up, then I do not think many Opranonauts want to waste their time toying with you. You will have to go back to the gutter of predictable sig whores at gfy (do not worry we have a map at Oprano, which wil show you the way), and you will then go into a never ending symbiosis with the sig whores... you tell them about your voices, and they reply to you, so they can make a penny
So you see I have to let you go now, or you will only end up in the gutter, where you will join the countless morons who keep a dying part of the industry alive, when we need change. I´m waiting for this change, and see it come closer each day, so it would be wrong for me to indirectly stretch the wait
Yours,
Rolo
PS! Here is the hand puppet version of the above text:
So, gilgy you tell me - who is playing who? .... sure looks like you have been PLAYED... Game, Set and Match - you loose little boy
__________________ "Chaos is the law of nature, order is the dream of man."
~Henry B. Adams (Historian) 1838-1918
you have NEVER failed?!?!? you are completely perfect in every way?!
yeah, um ... ok.
how do you ever improve on perfection? life must be very depressing for you, all of us billions of morons in the world struggling for something you have already achieved.
like i said, bubble of anonymity ... which is probably helped by some kind of happy pill.
you almost make sense, then your delusions kick in ...
and yes, I used the word delusion which by your defintion means i'm out of gas. us common folk have this problem often ... besides, 7th heaven is on tv.
Originally posted by cj@Jun 13 2004, 02:58 PM you have NEVER failed?!?!? you are completely perfect in every way?!
yeah, um ... ok.
how do you ever improve on perfection? life must be very depressing for you, all of us billions of morons in the world struggling for something you have already achieved.
like i said, bubble of anonymity ... which is probably helped by some kind of happy pill.
you almost make sense, then your delusions kick in ...
and yes, I used the word delusion which by your defintion means i'm out of gas. us common folk have this problem often ... besides, 7th heaven is on tv.
I meant I have never failed in any important career choices. That which is important.
Originally posted by gilgy@Jun 13 2004, 05:50 PM Well, I have never had the pleasure of having failed.
The you have never challenged yourself enough. Everyone has limits, even the Einsteins.
Now taking the failure and turning it into success is very admirable trait, as is humility, but I do not believe that I have ever met anyone that actually accomplished anything in this world that did not fail a few times along the way and the best and the brightest of them were smart enought and humble enough to admit their failures.
Originally posted by cj@Jun 13 2004, 02:45 PM let me clarify ... adult pays for the ability to branch into other business. as for my many failures, the punishment we put ourselves through when we fail is worse than anything some anon who is convinced of his own perfection could dream up in his puny brain.
of course I've failed, i don't know anyone brilliant who hasn't and learned from it ... but I do see someone who would rather sit in the bubble of anonymity than have others do to you what you do to them.
You like self help books obviously, so here's one for ya ... "Fail ... many times ... you will succeed quicker".
you ultimately get banned because you get boring and you waste time.
is pointing out that i have failed at something all ya got? that's the easy part ... its the specifics of where I failed you won't have a hope in figuring out ... and that's the important part.
I guess I must have been right about everything else :P
yay, i'm the elite human today urpdance:
do I get a special reward from the universe or should I just pat myself on the back for the rest of the day?
urpdance:
I could pat you, but it is not free.... I am an expensive houseboy.
Originally posted by gilgy@Jun 13 2004, 03:19 PM Nope, you have never seen me fail.
That was the famous last words from the captain of the Titianic as it sank to the bottom of the sea...
Tell us gilgy, are the voices in your head playing like the orchestra on Titianic, or are they running around screaming and crying for the mamma...
gilgy, I suggest you commit yourself to a Psychiatric hospital before what is left of your sanity disappears, and you be left strapped upright in a chair; fed mushy peas (and other non-solids) with a rubber spoon in a darkened room with only your tortured and erratic voices for comfort, and occasional self-pleasuring.
__________________ "Chaos is the law of nature, order is the dream of man."
~Henry B. Adams (Historian) 1838-1918
I heard on the rumour mill that he said you are perfectly suited to the 'morons of oprano'. He supposedly said that you couldn't cut it at his board and that you come here because the posters on this board are all losers and easy targets.
Originally posted by gilgy@Jun 13 2004, 03:39 PM Those were not his last words, Rollo. I bet you have no idea what they were, do you?
I´m sure you can tell us Baron Gilgy von Münchausen - tells about how you traveled with Titinic, and stayed with the Captain as a good little ship boy opcorn:
__________________ "Chaos is the law of nature, order is the dream of man."
~Henry B. Adams (Historian) 1838-1918
Originally posted by cj@Jun 13 2004, 03:43 PM Hey gilgy, do you know Brad "little weasel" Shaw?
I heard on the rumour mill that he said you are perfectly suited to the 'morons of oprano'. He supposedly said that you couldn't cut it at his board and that you come here because the posters on this board are all losers and easy targets.
Originally posted by gilgy@Jun 13 2004, 03:53 PM No its a movie that rollo once saw.
It was not just a movie - it was the first one of the 7 signs telling that you would arrive and fail... the other 6 were each of the days, since I predicted your failure.
Now tell me little gilgy, Does your boyfriend wear an asbestos coated condom and bio-hazard suit when he fucks you? Because, we have been gangbanging you on the board all day now, and I think in real life you like the same feeling of being covered in shit?
__________________ "Chaos is the law of nature, order is the dream of man."
~Henry B. Adams (Historian) 1838-1918
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