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Fat Fucking Nobody
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A police officer in Laguna Beach ejaculated on a female motorist during a traffic stop. The woman reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally confessed.
The case went to trial and defense attorney Al Strokke argued that the officer was not responsible for ejaculating on the woman's sweater. Apparently he insisted that the woman made the officer get an erection and ejaculate since the woman works as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret. “She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.” The jury, which included 11 men and only 1 woman, agreed with the defense attorney and found Park not guilty of three felony charges. The officer would have faced prison. This doesn't seem fair at all, although there are not that many details. He should have at least offered to pay for the sweater.
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Filling Bishop's Pond
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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![]() that was funny |
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Thinks Lars is a TOP NOTCH GUY
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Gonzo, you better be careful if you get pulled over. I've seen you and you're an overtly sexual person.
On a serious note, the cop has sex with woman while on duty and he goes free. She should have offered him cash instead |
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 289
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and his attorney was named..."STROKKE". Now that's funny.
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