On Being Polite

TheLegacy · 01-01-2006

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one "Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room," she asked. "Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said.

The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you John, how would you say it?" "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to say the word 'bathroom' at the table." "And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners."

I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.

Sin · 01-06-2006

LOL That's awesome

TheLegacy · 01-07-2006

thanks

Dianna Vesta · 01-07-2006

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01-01-2006	#1
TheLegacy On InterPol's Wanted List Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 120	On Being Polite During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one "Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room," she asked. "Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said. The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you John, how would you say it?" "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to say the word 'bathroom' at the table." "And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners." I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted. __________________ Robert "TheLegacy" Warren Chief of Marketing and SEO Skype: robjameswarren

01-06-2006	#2
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TheLegacy On InterPol's Wanted List Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 120	Re: On Being Polite thanks __________________ Robert "TheLegacy" Warren Chief of Marketing and SEO Skype: robjameswarren

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Dianna Vesta Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 2,087	Re: On Being Polite ~~Yes, a good one.~~ __________________ Live radio and audio downloads have a definite place in marketing and promoting products. Not only will it capture new customers but it is an excellent way to promote new products to existing customers continuing to build good customer relationships. Click here for more info

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