What makes you a "WEBMASTER" ?

Almighty Jim · 10-31-2005

Seems like everyone and their brother or sister is a Webmaster these days.

Is there a common definition?

What do you do that makes you a "WEBMASTER" ?

Dravyk · 10-31-2005

The lowest common denominator would be:

"I'm on the Net and I have at least one site that tries to make money."

Evil Chris · 10-31-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

The lowest common denominator would be:

"I'm on the Net and I have at least one site that tries to make money."

and I post at the zoooooooooooo

Dravyk · 10-31-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

and I post at the zoooooooooooo

hehe Well, that could also mean one is just a surfer.

Funbrunette · 10-31-2005

Because I'm master of my domain!

MorganGrayson · 10-31-2005

My husband mentioned to a coworker that his wife built websites. The coworker asked him what program I used to build the sites. My husband shook his head and said "she doesn't use a program, she hand codes."

The man's eyes actually grew large and his mouth opened. "She does it...by...hand?" (Hushed, reverent tone.)

Now, as silly as I thought that whole exchange was, hearing the story was one of the few times I've ever felt like a "webmaster" with the "master" part of the word in place.

Up until then it was "I build websites. So? Everybody I know builds websites. My children build websites. Not a really impressive endeavor 'round my house."

I forget what show I watched recently that had the webmaster of a porn site who lived in his mother's basement and collected Star Wars figures. I got an extreme chuckle out of it, though. I once knew a porn webmaster who did the exact same thing.

Everybody with an internet connection is a "webmaster" now. The ISPs hand out personal space and up goes pics of the vacation and the grandkids.

Peaches · 10-31-2005

I know how to use the interwebs.

Trev · 10-31-2005

I'm a webmaster because I know where to get the best porn, without paying a dime

sarettah · 10-31-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev

I'm a webmaster because I know where to get the best porn, without paying a dime

Hmmm...Knowing how to use google image search makes you a webmaster ?

Funbrunette · 10-31-2005

Doesn't anybody watch Seinfled????

Dravyk · 10-31-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

Doesn't anybody watch Seinfled????

Probably everyone has/does so no one commented.

Trev · 10-31-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

Doesn't anybody watch Seinfled????

Who?

Trev · 10-31-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Hmmm...Knowing how to use google image search makes you a webmaster ?

Oh shit... I thought I was posting on GFY... sorry

Plus alltheweb is better at image/video searches

Newton · 10-31-2005

I despise fast food

ReighlynnRaine · 10-31-2005

The same thing that makes you a WEBMISTRESS??

I gues it's different to everyone.

sarettah · 10-31-2005

I post therefore I am

PornoDoggy · 10-31-2005

I get letters from Domain Registry of America ...

helix · 10-31-2005

Kramer is the man

10-31-2005	#1
Almighty Jim The Best Free Live Plugins Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Metro Atlanta Posts: 64	What makes you a "WEBMASTER" ? Seems like everyone and their brother or sister is a Webmaster these days. Is there a common definition? What do you do that makes you a "WEBMASTER" ? __________________ Marketing Manager Contact:jim@almightycontent.com or ICQ 254 914 537 Secret Friends, LATINA Secret Friends , My Cam Friends

10-31-2005	#2
Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Re: What makes you a "WEBMASTER" ? The lowest common denominator would be: "I'm on the Net and I have at least one site that tries to make money." __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

10-31-2005	#5
Funbrunette Tossing Chairs and Blacking Out. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 335	Re: What makes you a "WEBMASTER" ? Because I'm master of my domain! __________________ stephanie@interclimax.com Sales and Marketing Manager ICQ:155713409 Skype/funbrunette Premium Adult Content Provider!

10-31-2005	#6
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: What makes you a "WEBMASTER" ? My husband mentioned to a coworker that his wife built websites. The coworker asked him what program I used to build the sites. My husband shook his head and said "she doesn't use a program, she hand codes." The man's eyes actually grew large and his mouth opened. "She does it...by...hand?" (Hushed, reverent tone.) Now, as silly as I thought that whole exchange was, hearing the story was one of the few times I've ever felt like a "webmaster" with the "master" part of the word in place. Up until then it was "I build websites. So? Everybody I know builds websites. My children build websites. Not a really impressive endeavor 'round my house." I forget what show I watched recently that had the webmaster of a porn site who lived in his mother's basement and collected Star Wars figures. I got an extreme chuckle out of it, though. I once knew a porn webmaster who did the exact same thing. Everybody with an internet connection is a "webmaster" now. The ISPs hand out personal space and up goes pics of the vacation and the grandkids.

10-31-2005	#7
Peaches Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hills of N. GA Posts: 10,823	Re: What makes you a "WEBMASTER" ? I know how to use the interwebs. __________________ Peaches@onlinebeach.com ICQ# 36734533

10-31-2005	#8
Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	Re: What makes you a "WEBMASTER" ? I'm a webmaster because I know where to get the best porn, without paying a dime __________________ Sucks to be you.

10-31-2005	#14
Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	Re: What makes you a "WEBMASTER" ? I despise fast food __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD

10-31-2005	#15
ReighlynnRaine Punk Rock Porn Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 548	Re: What makes you a "WEBMASTER" ? The same thing that makes you a WEBMISTRESS?? I gues it's different to everyone. __________________ Pretend I said something interesting and quote me. - ME

10-31-2005	#16
sarettah Stay Out Of The Box Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lost in the ozone Posts: 10,318	Re: What makes you a "WEBMASTER" ? I post therefore I am __________________ Free Adult Webcams

10-31-2005	#17
PornoDoggy Cramming 3 people in a Room to Attend Show Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Amid the Cornfields of Illinois Posts: 5,366	Re: What makes you a "WEBMASTER" ? I get letters from Domain Registry of America ... __________________ SEX STORY TEXT Exotic Material for Adult Websites Available for part time (project or ongoing) work ...

10-31-2005	#18
helix Jebus loves me Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 40 Oz to Freedom Posts: 857	Re: What makes you a "WEBMASTER" ? Kramer is the man __________________ Sigless

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode