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Old 05-04-2004   #1
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Well I forgot it was May but guess what we have a new Asshole of the Month for May 2004 !

Congrats to Sarettah !!
Just wish I had a picture : (

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What an asshole!

Billy, you gotta move me up, I have been SUCH an asshole lately! :-)

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Damn!! So close but yet so far!!!
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Congrats Sarettah ya frickin asshole












Hmmmm I only moved up 1 place


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Congratulations Sarettah! I must say you look very um.. cartoonish in your picture.. haha
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first I have to say congrats to my buddy sare then I have to say how the hell did he come from nowhere and pass me this year, I knew by not going down to NO and giving BIlly a wedgey it would hurt me:P
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You should hear him talk... I can't believe he's a computer genius
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By the time San Diego is over & I put my whip away - I will probably move up in the eyes of many as 'the bitch of all time:-)

San Diego is a very popular choice for a show, but requires a bit more decorum, than a place like Montreal.....
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Congrats!!!!!

I think Nick must have laid some good info on you :P
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I must say you look very um.. cartoonish in your picture
You should hear him talk... I can't believe he's a computer genius
I am not a computer genius..lolololol.....

I use computers, I program computers, I break computers. That does not a genius make.

As to the pic, Billy, if you want a real pic, I will send it but I think using the avatar is probably easier on everyone's eyes
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Let's see the pic sarettah

Nice to put a face with a personality - damn it - you Asshole
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Sarettah, the red X! :P
Pic is showing for me.... It must be the Atlanta redirect that you're hitting (I rediirect all non US traffic)
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Congradulations Sarettah!!!

I have been whispering in Billy's ear for month that you have been becoming a HUGE asshole!!

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I will be # 1 next month mother fuckers!!!!!
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I will be # 1 next month mother fuckers!!!!!
I think Im ahead of ya there...settle for #2.
Dont worry...Ill see if I can get you a hat this weekend.
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Billy can be bribed for the Asshole of the Month Award - dinner works well and a little
Fuck, if I knew that, I would have been in New Orleans last weekend. As it is, I'm still having to rinse my mouth out like 1000 times a day....yuuuccchhhhh
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Billy can be bribed for the Asshole of the Month Award - dinner works well and a little
Vick we thought about you the other day when we went to Galitiores....

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I will be in Atlanta if anybody wants to try to work a little magic and move UP on the list.. but remember you can also move DOWN !!
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Congradulations Sarettah!!!

I have been whispering in Billy's ear for month that you have been becoming a HUGE asshole!!
and not to mention, a valuable member of the oprano family!!

Gonzo & I have relied on him quite a bit recently to help us with various oprano projects & nothing is ever too much trouble

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I knew it!!! 2004 is definitely a facial hair year!!

Goatee time me thinks <_<



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the picture of the guy on the beach.. is that Jimmy Buffett ???
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the picture of the guy on the beach.. is that Jimmy Buffett ???
Yes, Sarettah's the one under the umbrella in the background.
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Damn, you're right, i think that is Jimmy Buffet..........
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Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.
The cannons don't thunder there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late.

I made enough money to buy Miami,
But I pissed it away so fast,
Never meant to last

I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks,
But I've got to stop wishin',
Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again.
Just a few friends, just a few friends.

I go for younger women, lived with several awhile
And though I ran away, they'll come back one day.
And still could manage a smile
It just takes awhile, just takes awhile.

Mother, mother ocean, after all these years I've found
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Stashed his trash in Ecuador, bought a good suit of clothes.
Flew on up to Mexico, standin' by the shore.
Waiting for some mystery man, to pay him for his time.
Thinkin' about all the money he made,
couldn't help to ease his mind
Havana daydreamin' oh he's just dreamin' his life away.

Daddy shucked that sugar cane,
One day he fell dead.
Jesus had a wanderin' feelin'
Swimmin around in his head.
Sailin' on a midnight boat,
There were no questions asked,
Water's so green and the air was so clean
That he stuck right to his task, Havana daydreamin',
Oh he's just schemin', his life away.

Ceilin' fan stirs the air
Cigar smoke did swirl,
A fragrance on the pillow case
And he thinks about the girl.
Spillin' wine wine and sharin' good times
She sure could make him smile.
He pays her well but what the hell
He'll be movin' in a little while, Havana daydreamin',
Havana daydreamin'
Oh he'll be dreamin' his life away
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I see a pattern here... http://isjustanasshole.com/

Has Billy got a thing for balding men or what?
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I see a pattern here... http://isjustanasshole.com/

Has Billy got a thing for balding men or what?
I am not Balding !!!!! Dammit !!






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