YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2004 WHEN!

[Dianna Vesta]

Alright it's a joke but I made it a poll. How many have you actually done?

Oh damn I'm tired and screwed that up. Ok I'll paste it here excuse the poll.


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn you've been laid off on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.

13 You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends."

15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any more, except to send you jokes from the net.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No. 9. Isn't this good????

And so true But take heart....one day these days
will be known as THE "good old days"





Last edited by Dianna Vesta at Feb 24 2004, 09:08 PM

[PornoDoggy]

I've done more of them than I care to admit. I've done #s 6 & 7 since the early 1970s.

[Vick]

Someday they won't let you, so now you must agree
The times they are a-telling, and the changing isn't free
You've read it in the tea leaves, and the tracks are on TV
Beware the savage jaw
Of 1984

They'll split your pretty cranium, and fill it full of air
And tell that you're eighty, but brother, you won't care
You'll be shooting up on anything, tomorrow's never there
Beware the savage jaw
Of 1984

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Feb 24 2004, 11:47 PM
I've done more of them than I care to admit. I've done #s 6 & 7 since the early 1970s.

When we did more mail order and took calls I remember answering my home phone, "Thank you for calling The Fetish Network, how may I help you." But then we'd get calls from wives and I realized I needed to be more discreet. Even now I get calls for credit card charges that I screen. I guess we all get those. The most funny was a wives who called for the cam site I bill for. This woman drilled the shit out of me with her husband standing right there denying it all.

Dianna Vesta "Ok ma'am I'll look into but make sure you check with everyone in your household because credit card fraud is a serious offense and for your own protection we must investigate this thoroughly. We will have security contact you to complete a report giving us permission to do so.”

Lol- He’s all freaking out because now he has to explain why he was up at 3am interacting Sally Big Tits.

I sometimes put my pin number in the microwave.