Help Wanted

[pimpdog]

~ Help Wanted ~

Reliable, honest and MOTIVATED person ready to get with a winning team. Experience is a MUST! Job requires the following:

- Sales
- Affiliate support
- Exit Console management
- Networking
- HTML
- Marketing
- Phone skills a major plus!
- Ability to work long hours ( 8-12hrs a day, 5-6 days a week )
- miscellaneous jobs

Salary depends on experience. Excellent chance to get your foot in the door with a company that is growing fast. Dedication and innovation is how you survive in this industry, 2 qualities in which we pride ourselves on and expect from our employees. Relocation is preferred, but not mandatory. Florida or California locations.

Please submit an informal resume to apps@epiccash.com subject: Job Inquiry. Please include name, age, sex, contact information, salary requirements and previous work history related to the job you are applying for. Also please include at least 2 references. One work reference, and one personal reference.

We will consider ALL applicants and make our decision via conference call. Non Disclosure agreement is required to be signed. Only USA citizens apply.

[Hooper]

name, age, sex

cmon man! age & sex? You looking for a hooker or an employee? ;-)

[Mike AI]

Hoop isn't against the law to ask for age and sex in employment documents??

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by Mike AI@May 11 2003, 11:06 AM
Hoop isn't against the law to ask for age and sex in employment documents??

I'm not sure if it's formally against the law, or merely too close to the edge - I know in the sample/example materials the law firm I worked for strongly advised against it.

[Hooper]

yeah it's against the law. the logic is that asking for that information indicates an intent to make a decision based on it. you're also not allowed to ask about disabilities (only whether the applicant has any that can hinder their performance) or whether the person is single or married.

these are actually pretty important things imho. we just hired somebody friday and i knew he was a "he" only because of the name, but i dont know his age or anything about him except for his resume.

[photogregg]

Love the chance to jump in and add a sales pitch.

PimpDog, looks like the plans are to expand...get some "reality" sites into your mix. You can hire our team, which consists of men, women and perverts to produce some kick ass exclusive work.

We've recruited talent, produced shows, edited and encoded over 100 reality episodes for TopBucks, SilverCash, and a bunch of small players.

You'll get the long hours, marketing, networking, phone skills, and some awesome new product to promote

[pimpdog]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 11:23 AM
yeah it's against the law. the logic is that asking for that information indicates an intent to make a decision based on it. you're also not allowed to ask about disabilities (only whether the applicant has any that can hinder their performance) or whether the person is single or married.

these are actually pretty important things imho. we just hired somebody friday and i knew he was a "he" only because of the name, but i dont know his age or anything about him except for his resume.

did i ask anyone to fill out an employment application? no.

Is Hooper a lawyer or an authority on employment laws? no.

Not that it makes a difference, I will tell you how it is and why you cant do dick or say shit about it.

Age IS important in the ADULT industry. I cant hire a 17yr old fucking kid.
sex IS imporetant, cause I need to give the employee a shirt, and I would feel kind of stupid giving a guy a baby tee, or a girl a large shirt.. got it?

Hooper do what you do best and send out mail, and not offer advice. thanks.

BTW, if the HE happens to be underage, you are fucked.



Last edited by pimpdog at May 11 2003, 01:44 PM

[Hooper]

haha.. pimpdog.. so you send out uniforms before you hire them and apparently never ask for a copy of drivers license and ssn after you hire them?... let me guess, you dont withhold payroll taxes either.

i made a joking comment about your hire request and you took it personally. easy to see why you're banned on other boards.

go back to doing what you do best, running a shitty program and being a dick.

your welcome.



Last edited by Hooper at May 11 2003, 05:21 PM

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 08:54 AM

cmon man! age & sex? You looking for a hooker or an employee? ;-)

c'mon,
he is NOT an equal opportunity employer and never get Government Contract, and THIS is the extent of the law
;-)))

[pimpdog]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 02:19 PM
haha.. pimpdog.. so you send out uniforms before you hire them and apparently never ask for a copy of drivers license and ssn after you hire them?... let me guess, you dont withhold payroll taxes either.

i made a joking comment about your hire request and you took it personally. easy to see why you're banned on other boards.

go back to doing what you do best, running a shitty program and being a dick.

your welcome.

well, thats pretty funny that YOU are taking it personal now.

where do i start..

1st of all I am banned at ONE board. so get your facts straight you albino freak.

2nd, I run a shitty program eh? Must explain why you send out 17 fucking emails ona failed join attempt. must explain why YOU count 2 nd page hits. Must explain why you convert like shit on exits.

You have any reason to belive that my program sucks, or is it just your ownly defense replying to my previous post?

I have atleast 15 sites doing UNDER 1:500 and i count 1st page hits. but i suck eh? You have always been a dumbass, thats why conversion cash failed miserably. Dont get made hooper, you will figure it out eventually.

[Hooper]

i never take the boards personally... are you new round these parts???

you are an idiot who needs to practice reading comprehension and here's why:

1) I never gave you any advice. I made a joke and other people brought up a very serious subject about your violation of the law... and directly asked me if it was illegal. i know. so i answered. try reading. letters make words, words make sentences. i'll be happy to give you quick tutorial on the use of the english language *P1mPd0oG*... or are you too el33t to read???

2) conversioncash still makes more new sales every day than your program does (and we havent accepted new webmasters in almost 6 months). i'm going to make a point of recruiting your webmasters when the new cc comes out in a few weeks. does it upset you that i have your webmaster list pimple doggy???

3) we only send out one email now because we have 40+ tours at http://www.quickbuck.com , although 17 mails was extremely effective.... why does that make you jealous pimple doggy?

i think anybody and everybody would convert poorly when they link to our public nudity site with a huge "Best Blow Job Site" link..... perhaps you'd do better linking to our gay site with a "hot chicks" link??? hahah.... i've tried telling you before.. but you dont seem to tend to your ripoff exit farm very well.

everybody thinks that you are an idiot for a reason pimple doggy. now repeat after me "I will read before posting, when i turn 18 i will learn who is who in this business, and i will stop begging for attention."



Last edited by Hooper at May 12 2003, 12:34 AM

[Hooper]

btw...

1st of all I am banned at ONE board. so get your facts straight you albino freak.

being a white jew with dirty blonde hair and blue eyes makes me albino?

you're lookin pretty desperate there hoss...

have you been ?

[pimpdog]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 09:33 PM


you are an idiot who needs to practice reading comprehension and here's why:

i never take the boards personally... are you new round these parts???

no.

1) I never gave you any advice. I made a joke and other people brought up a very serious subject about your violation of the law... and directly asked me if it was illegal. i know. so i answered. try reading. letters make words, words make sentences. i'll be happy to give you quick tutorial on the use of the english language *P1mPd0oG*... or are you too el33t to read???

Show me where i violated the law slick. I didnt askone to fill out an application. get your facts right.

2) conversioncash still makes more new sales every day than your program does (and we havent accepted new webmasters in almost 6 months). i'm going to make a point of recruiting your webmasters when the new cc comes out in a few weeks. does it upset you that i have your webmaster list pimple doggy???

Prove you have my list, and I will be forever humble. If you cant produce proof that you have it, then are and always be a fuckign lying cheating piece of shit, which you have clearly just showed everyone.

3) we only send out one email now because we have 40+ tours at http://www.quickbuck.com , although 17 mails was extremely effective.... why does that make you jealous pimple doggy?

I have 35 tours. and I know for a fact that mine convert better than yours, and I dont fuck the surfer like you do with all your shitty tricks you play.

i think anybody and everybody would convert poorly when they link to our public nudity site with a huge "Best Blow Job Site" link..... perhaps you'd do better linking to our gay site with a "hot chicks" link??? hahah.... i've tried telling you before.. but you dont seem to tend to your ripoff exit farm very well.

I see blame your shitty conversions on me? how brilliant, wish i could have thought of that.

everybody thinks that you are an idiot for a reason pimple doggy. now repeat after me "I will read before posting, when i turn 18 i will learn who is who in this business, and i will stop begging for attention."

I might be an idiot, but i have came further in 6 months than you have in 3 years. Dont hold it against me that I am out performing you. I gave you a shitty link cause your crackhead moron helper wiseman isnt capable of doing a trade with any class what so ever. Hire someone with a bit more class when it comes to business and you MIGHT actually turn your operation around.

anything else smart ass?

[Hooper]

wiseman is the reason you link a blowjob/facial link to a drunk/public nudity site? interesting. so i guess he runs your consoles too?

I might be an idiot

you said it all. thanks pimple.

[Hooper]

here, this is for your reading. (if you can)

http://www.eeoc.gov/facts/qanda.html

this hardly seems fair.. i read your posts and get dumber. you read mine and get smarter.

[Hooper]

but i have came further in 6 months than you have in 3 years.

sure. if it makes you happy to believe that i wont stop you.

[Hooper]

I will be forever humble

if you promise to

a) go away forever
suck the cocks of all my employees
c) take a picture of me shitting on your head

i'l consider it.

[Hooper]

I might be an idiot

i thought that was worth a requote since it seems to now be an admitted fact.

thank you mister 3l33t P1Mpl3.. you have made my point easier! :P

[Hooper]

I didnt askone to fill out an application

not that i can think of anybody who would actually want to work for a bridge burner like you.. but..

you did ask people to fill out an application. do you think emailing you the "application" doesnt count?

refer to the post above please.

[Hooper]

I know for a fact that mine convert better than yours

wow. you have access to our admin? amazing. and you pay a whopping 30 bucks per signup? thats pretty cool man, i mean 30 bucks? you're pushing the envelope!

try 40 and we'll compare checkbooks.

[pimpdog]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 10:05 PM
wiseman is the reason you link a blowjob/facial link to a drunk/public nudity site? interesting. so i guess he runs your consoles too?

you said it all. thanks pimple.

your avitar says it all man, i am ashamed to be from the same state as you!

I put that link up to shut your coke head wigger helper up once and for all. are we clear now?

you wanna keep this shit up idiot? I can go all night, but you still need to prove you have my webmaster list.. or was that ANOTHER lie from you?

please prove me wrong, I dont want to prove you a liar here and now man... do you have the list or not?

fucking shady chracter you are.

[Hooper]

where are you pimplemouth?

i'm sitting here having a conversation about you with you and you're not answering.

4 words per minute makes it tough to respond i guess. that combined with having to check every other word with http://www.m-w.com can definitely slow down ones wit.

"in a battle of wits my friend, you are unarmed"

[Hooper]

so you "gave" us a spot? wow.. well do me a favor then and change the affiliate code to "000" and fix up the text so we can really take advantage of your whopping few hundred hits a day.

i am ashamed to be from the same state as you!

i PROMISE you're not as ashamed as the dixie chick are!

i think i drove by your place the other day though. double wide with the extended deck right? you're movin on up to the east side pimple!

[pimpdog]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 10:16 PM

not that i can think of anybody who would actually want to work for a bridge burner like you.. but..

you did ask people to fill out an application. do you think emailing you the "application" doesnt count?

refer to the post above please.

you want to know the truly funniest part about this, is that you have no idea what you are talking about and who i am affiliated with. You and I sure dont hang in the same circles thats for sure, and god forbid that i ever do. You have nothing on me, so you keep quoting the idiot remark 5 times? lol

get a grip you drunk.

[Hooper]

your avitar says it all man

you keep validating my belief that you cant read.

all that writing and you look at the pictures??? let me guess prefer goofus and galant anyday to a heavy nancy drew novel?

that picture is of me on my $100k boat having fun btw.. i want a photo of you and your double wide

[pimpdog]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 10:23 PM
so you "gave" us a spot? wow.. well do me a favor then and change the affiliate code to "000" and fix up the text so we can really take advantage of your whopping few hundred hits a day.

i PROMISE you're not as ashamed as the dixie chick are!

i think i drove by your place the other day though. double wide with the extended deck right? you're movin on up to the east side pimple!

did you just actually insult where you think i live? are you running out of comebacks dude? wiseman is quicker than this and he has the IQ of a fucking rock!

and yes, i GAVE you a spot, and yes if i could have sent LESS hits, I would have. You are old news, and your spam network is a failure. Conversion cash isa joke and you are running out of options hooptie hoop.

quote the idiot remark a few more times. lol

[pimpdog]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 10:26 PM

you keep validating my belief that you cant read.

all that writing and you look at the pictures??? let me guess prefer goofus and galant anyday to a heavy nancy drew novel?

that picture is of me on my $100k boat having fun btw.. i want a photo of you and your double wide

is this the part where we compare dicks? no thanks, Its a non issue.

Im glad to have finally brought out the man in you LOL

'gone fishing' what a fag you are.

[Hooper]

get a grip you drunk.

i'm trying but every time you post i laugh so hard that the wine glass falls out of my hand!

let me guess, you're one of those super secret affiliated dudes haha. i always like guys like you.. let me guess.. are you the numbah wan spammah? that was you right?

[Hooper]

s this the part where we compare dicks? no thanks, Its a non issue

i didnt mention dicks, i mentioned boats and double wides... but if you would ever like to you can find me at http://www.whalecock.com/track/999999/01/007/001/ i'm the one dislocating that sweethearts jaw

[pimpdog]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 10:28 PM

i'm trying but every time you post i laugh so hard that the wine glass falls out of my hand!

let me guess, you're one of those super secret affiliated dudes haha. i always like guys like you.. let me guess.. are you the numbah wan spammah? that was you right?

I quit spamming last year slick. I let the affiliates do that now. I have NEVER hid behind any names. is that all you got? you are reaching now hoopie..

[Hooper]

gone fishing

nope. not til i get an opportunity to go after the big game.

"Fag"???

Are you 12? or is that just the average age of your webmaster?

Real men dont pick on homosexuals because we're comfortable with our own sexuality.

I can introduce you to a couple of real friendly queers though if you're not too sure about which team you play for pimple

[pimpdog]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 10:30 PM

i didnt mention dicks, i mentioned boats and double wides... but if you would ever like to you can find me at http://www.whalecock.com/track/999999/01/007/001/ i'm the one dislocating that sweethearts jaw

great a photo shop hack. I was getting excited.

[Hooper]

I quit spamming last year slick

according to your earlier posts i'm the spammer. i wouldnt know how to send an email if it wasnt for outlook express

you like using nicknames dontcha governer, chief, champ, bud? does it make you feel more comfortable when you talk about me giving you a reach around? i promise, when we're done i wont come in your mouth.

[pimpdog]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 10:32 PM

nope. not til i get an opportunity to go after the big game.

"Fag"???

Are you 12? or is that just the average age of your webmaster?

Real men dont pick on homosexuals because we're comfortable with our own sexuality.

I can introduce you to a couple of real friendly queers though if you're not too sure about which team you play for pimple

are you really gay? LOL i never knew that. Im sorry.

hahaha

[pimpdog]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 10:35 PM

according to your earlier posts i'm the spammer. i wouldnt know how to send an email if it wasnt for outlook express

you like using nicknames dontcha governer, chief, champ, bud? does it make you feel more comfortable when you talk about me giving you a reach around? i promise, when we're done i wont come in your mouth.

Sorry, this converation has officially turned to shit 3 posts ago.

Im done with the fag talk with you, not interested in your shit eating cock sucking games.

Feel free to produce PROOF at any time that you have my webmaster list, or forver let that comment haunt you.

[Hooper]

yes. i'm as gay as they come. a regular corn fed butt poker.

wanna fuck?

[Hooper]

or forver let that comment haunt you

why in gods name would i ever show you a list i say is yours? i'm just going to mail it

[Hooper]

Im done

stick a fork in ya!

[Hooper]

i'm going to bed pimple.

i'll spend this week trying to catch up with your magnificent conversions.

[pimpdog]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 10:41 PM

stick a fork in ya!

ahh i get it.. so you lied about that list eh? Pretty classic hoop, what else are you LYING about?

are you lying about the 100k boat, the 2 kick ass programs and the big dick that you have? are you lying about being white? are you really gay?

do you even know what the truth is anymore? you are a fucking joke. Go sit in lensmans tub, he needs his dick sucked.



Last edited by pimpdog at May 11 2003, 10:47 PM

[Hooper]

i thought you'd had enough kiddo.

i have to go to bed, some of us actually have an office with employees that have to be tended to on monday mornings.

[pimpdog]

thanks for palying hooper.

idiot.

[Hooper]

[pimpdog]

Originally posted by Hooper@May 11 2003, 10:58 PM

[XXXPhoto]

Just had to say that was entertaining... needed the chuckle and wanted
to thank you both...

Age thing may be illegal/no-no, but asking for DL isn't nor are 'give-away'
questions such as "Year Graduated HS" or "Spouse's Work Number" to see
if you are married... you get the idea...

Wow I really wants to work at epic now...Was a class what a style...Good job:-) You better hire some PR guys as well

Andre

[Mutt]

good piss gentlemen

[Mike AI]

Yeah good reading....

[Hooper]

funny thing mr. "devils advocate" is that YOU are the one who started it all with your "isnt it illegal..." questions ;-)

[Mike AI]

funny thing mr. "devils advocate" is that YOU are the one who started it all with your "isnt it illegal..." questions ;-)

WHO ME???

No way....