Oprano Support

[PORNSTARGLOBAL™]

Hello guys,
New to the forum, avatar and profile not editable, why? Contacted Oprano, no response.

[Toby]

[PORNSTARGLOBAL™]

Apparently there is something funny about it that only cool people are intended to understand. Well, that or there is some awesome inside joke that is too classified to be public.

I was never cool nor aware of obvious inside jokes, so this must not be the forum for people like me.

[softball]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

Apparently there is something funny about it that only cool people are intended to understand. Well, that or there is some awesome inside joke that is too classified to be public.

I was never cool nor aware of obvious inside jokes, so this must not be the forum for people like me.

Don't sweat it...you need to meet Gonzo...

[PORNSTARGLOBAL™]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Don't sweat it...you need to meet Gonzo...

Hi rhetorical,
Thanks for the info, but I have never heard of Gonzo or Toby lol (is that the same person or the owner)? I cant imagine being part of a forum that laughs at members questions no matter what the situation.

All the other members seem like awesome people, but the rules and bugs I keep encountering are too much for anyone to want to keep posting for.

Last post -

Take care

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

Apparently there is something funny about it that only cool people are intended to understand. Well, that or there is some awesome inside joke that is too classified to be public.

I was never cool nor aware of obvious inside jokes, so this must not be the forum for people like me.

I believe the funny is "Oprano Support" but you didn't see it and now unfortunately instead of you starting a good joke you have become one.

.

[PORNSTARGLOBAL™]

Originally Posted by sarettah

I believe the funny is "Oprano Support" but you didn't see it and now unfortunately instead of you starting a good joke you have become one.

.

Wow, you are a dollar short on that one. The oxy moron 'Oprano Support' was intended to be funny from the begining, but it was taken very seriously. The 'funny' is when Toby laughed like it was serious and then started considering my posts serious as well. Hell even you are easily fooled I guess.

Please read all the posts, try to evaluate my sense of humor and then make a hypothesis.

This isn't even fun any more, you people are kinda slow.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

Wow, you are a dollar short on that one. The oxy moron 'Oprano Support' was intended to be funny from the begining, but it was taken very seriously. The 'funny' is when Toby laughed like it was serious and then started considering my posts serious as well. Hell even you are easily fooled I guess.

Please read all the posts, try to evaluate my sense of humor and then make a hypothesis.

This isn't even fun any more, you people are kinda slow.

No, it would appear that you are kind of slow.

Toby laughed at the idea of Oprano Support.

Your reply was:

Apparently there is something funny about it that only cool people are intended to understand. Well, that or there is some awesome inside joke that is too classified to be public.

Which to me looks like you did not get the fact that Toby was laughing at the Oprano Support part.

So, spin your shit however you want.

If you are sitting at the table wondering just who the mark is, guess what?

(Please preface all the above with "I Think", thanx)

[SexArise! Chick]

Welcome to the board!

Tammy

[Robert]

Nevermind.

[Toby]

It's tough being a sigwhore these days.

[Evil Chris]

Toby you meanie. You laughed at that guy.

[gonzo]

Everyones profile is editable.
User CP works consistantly on any Vbulletin system.

This is the first Ive heard you were having a problem. And it was a holiday weekend so I wasnt paying too much attention to the board.

The Fat Fucking Cash Avatar that you complain about is a default one that changes based on post count if you dont have one up and sometimes in addition to your avatar.

Toby is a friend of the board and a damn fine affiliate to several programs that actually sends traffic and joins.

So very sad you didnt take the time to get to know him or several others that could have been revenue producing affiliates.

[PORNSTARGLOBAL™]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Everyones profile is editable.
User CP works consistantly on any Vbulletin system.

This is the first Ive heard you were having a problem. And it was a holiday weekend so I wasnt paying too much attention to the board.

The Fat Fucking Cash Avatar that you complain about is a default one that changes based on post count if you dont have one up and sometimes in addition to your avatar.

Toby is a friend of the board and a damn fine affiliate to several programs that actually sends traffic and joins.

So very sad you didnt take the time to get to know him or several others that could have been revenue producing affiliates.

Wait wait .. so your saying that by default, you have placed an avatar for a program 'that links to said program' in the avatar space where all other boards allow you to place your own avatar by default in an attempt to encourage new members to post more threads, but at the same time you endorse people that persuade them to leave?

You would think such a good friend to the board would have just answered the question as you just did. So very sad he and others didnt take the time to get to know us, as we could have been revenue producing affiliates.

If you continue to force your program avatar (and link) onto all new members, the board will remain stagnant and never have a healthy presence. Talk about spam ... wow

If you are back to work now, we kindly ask you to remove our posts' and delete this account.

Thank you

[Toby]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

You would think such a good friend to the board would have just answered the question as you just did. So very sad he and others didnt take the time to get to know us, as we could have been revenue producing affiliates.

I don't do biz with sigwhores.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

Wait wait .. so your saying that by default, you have placed an avatar for a program 'that links to said program' in the avatar space where all other boards allow you to place your own avatar by default in an attempt to encourage new members to post more threads, but at the same time you endorse people that persuade them to leave?

You would think such a good friend to the board would have just answered the question as you just did. So very sad he and others didnt take the time to get to know us, as we could have been revenue producing affiliates.

If you continue to force your program avatar (and link) onto all new members, the board will remain stagnant and never have a healthy presence. Talk about spam ... wow

If you are back to work now, we kindly ask you to remove our posts' and delete this account.

Thank you

Amazing...

[Hell Puppy]

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

. . . . the board will remain stagnant and never have a healthy presence.

That's funny, I think it's perfect.

[softball]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

That's funny, I think it's perfect.

Porn is not supposed to be healthy. You want healthy, go to a gym. You want sin, you are in the right neighbourhood.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

That's funny, I think it's perfect.

Ill settle for the quiet stagnation here among self made men and women while all the while someone comes and crys for a signature back so we can be treated to such pearls of wisdom like ... "Id HIt it" or "see sig nig".

I guess when your convuluted splog traffic is below 500 million in the alexa ranking on your enom registered domain hosted at hostgator... why not come and make demands?

Nothing to loose I suppose.

[softball]

In fact we are excellent at it....

http://www.onehumor.com/PORN-Were-EX...-video517.html

[MRock]

So how long have you known about your ocd condition? They do have meds for that ...

[softball]

This guy has the sense of humour of a tranny on his period.

[EmporerEJ]

I'm constantly amazed at the people that suddenly discover the adult industry, and announce they got it all figured out, and denounce the last 30 years of business like it didn't happen.

Gotta love the narcissists of the world.

[PORNSTARGLOBAL™]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

I'm constantly amazed at the people that suddenly discover the adult industry, and announce they got it all figured out, and denounce the last 30 years of business like it didn't happen.

Gotta love the narcissists of the world.

Facts:
1. You havent done any business with anyone for 30 years unless you were the only teenage kid on your block in the 70's with a PC.

2. You are actually a rookie pervert that decided to enhance his lonely masturbation experience by creating a dated sex toy.

3. We have been INVOLVED with Adult in a hands on sense (not cyber) for over a decade, which is most likely an aspect of the game you will never know or understand, so while we are in the trenches working with human females on a daily basis, you are soldering your next invention - big difference.

4. Please put on a hat

Sinners huh? Right
I'm starting to understand why no one frequents this place, its ran by power trippers and membered by extremely questionable personalities (excluding some off course), who are appauled by the 'ghetto' and 'police hellicopters' lol are you serious? You all sound like a bunch of pussies that have no business being in Adult.

Thank goodness for gofuckyourself.com & justblowme.com

Its sad, it really is ...

[DannyCox]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

Thank goodness for gofuckyourself.com & justblowme.com

Okay, now I understand.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

Okay, now I understand.

Amen

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

Okay, now I understand.

Hope someone tells him to cash in his JBM points from posting and make sure to post enough to get a GFY teeshirt.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Hope someone tells him to cash in his JBM points from posting and make sure to post enough to get a GFY teeshirt.

Best not piss him off Gonzo...he's got a board over there with 113 posts!

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

Facts:
1. You havent done any business with anyone for 30 years unless you were the only teenage kid on your block in the 70's with a PC.

2. You are actually a rookie pervert that decided to enhance his lonely masturbation experience by creating a dated sex toy.

3. We have been INVOLVED with Adult in a hands on sense (not cyber) for over a decade, which is most likely an aspect of the game you will never know or understand, so while we are in the trenches working with human females on a daily basis, you are soldering your next invention - big difference.

4. Please put on a hat

Sinners huh? Right
I'm starting to understand why no one frequents this place, its ran by power trippers and membered by extremely questionable personalities (excluding some off course), who are appauled by the 'ghetto' and 'police hellicopters' lol are you serious? You all sound like a bunch of pussies that have no business being in Adult.

Thank goodness for gofuckyourself.com & justblowme.com

Its sad, it really is ...

1.Hey chuckles.....this isn't a flame board like GFY.
But even the people that don't like me, know who I am.
There WAS an adult industry before the internet....it was called BBS, and video tape.
I was involved with both. In fact, I was involved at the birth of the video business, back in 1983, with a chain of video stores......check a newspaper or even a magazine of the time, as I was in both.....many times.

2.Dated sex toy. Yeee-ok. Still the only one in the world. I made the "date." Please, show me another you can buy? (And made in the USA I might add for patriotic effect)


3. wowweee...got a video camera did you? 10 whole years, and you still don't know how a chat board works? is that "involved" under a different name? or just backrooms and basements? What IS your name, by the way?
Are you a person, or a hidden account?

4. Bald is beautiful. I can't help I have a perfect head, but I'm glad you are using hair to hide yours.

5.how about if JUST YOU don't frequent this place? At least till you learn some manners? You've insulted people I KNOW to be REAL people in this industry with REAL businesses. So far, you're just a loud jackass.

And just a thought....could you work on your spelling, a bit?

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

3. We have been INVOLVED with Adult in a hands on sense (not cyber) for over a decade,

Well, if you have ten years behind you then you should have some capital.
So, how come you run your site off a $4.95/month Hostgator virtual account?

Just wondering as maybe I can pick up some pointers, ya know?

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Well, if you have ten years behind you then you should have some capital.
So, how come you run your site off a $4.95/month Hostgator virtual account?

Just wondering as maybe I can pick up some pointers, ya know?

Yea, I could go for saving a monthly fee too......

[softball]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

Facts:
1. You havent done any business with anyone for 30 years unless you were the only teenage kid on your block in the 70's with a PC.

2. You are actually a rookie pervert that decided to enhance his lonely masturbation experience by creating a dated sex toy.

3. We have been INVOLVED with Adult in a hands on sense (not cyber) for over a decade, which is most likely an aspect of the game you will never know or understand, so while we are in the trenches working with human females on a daily basis, you are soldering your next invention - big difference.

4. Please put on a hat

Sinners huh? Right
I'm starting to understand why no one frequents this place, its ran by power trippers and membered by extremely questionable personalities (excluding some off course), who are appauled by the 'ghetto' and 'police hellicopters' lol are you serious? You all sound like a bunch of pussies that have no business being in Adult.

Thank goodness for gofuckyourself.com & justblowme.com

Its sad, it really is ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....did you ever choose the wrong target. EJ has been around the porn business a whole lot longer than you kid. No one is appauled by a ghetto...you can't afford to crawl out of it and that is sad and speaks volumes of your business acumen and that is appauling. It seems ghetto life seems to suit your kind.
You are a sad young perv with little experience....and boy does it show. And on a last note, you were dumb enough to get suckered into being a sand rat in Iraq and that alone kinda speaks volumes. But when you have your background I spose its the only hope you ever had....lmfao.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....did you ever choose the wrong target. EJ has been around the porn business a whole lot longer than you kid. No one is appauled by a ghetto...you can't afford to crawl out of it and that is sad and speaks volumes of your business acumen and that is appauling. It seems ghetto life seems to suit your kind.
You are a sad young perv with little experience....and boy does it show. And on a last note, you were dumb enough to get suckered into being a sand rat in Iraq and that alone kinda speaks volumes. But when you have your background I spose its the only hope you ever had....lmfao.

See? And Rhetorical is one of those guys that doesn't really like me.

[PORNSTARGLOBAL™]

I guess the answer to the question about Hostsgator is .... why wouldnt I use their services?

As far as being a 'sand rat', I am a United States Marine and have killed so you could sit on a message board all day and chit chat about how superior you are.


Nevermind .....

[DannyCox]

But I'm a Canadian, so you didn't kill for me!

How were you involved in Adult over the last decade if you were running around killing people anyway??

[PORNSTARGLOBAL™]

Please just use your mind and you will figure it out. Sheesh ..

I have to say, all and all Oprano message board is the farthest thing from Adult Webmastering I have ever seen. You people are fake and are in a world of your own.


All this trouble just for wanting my rightfully owned sig spot and avatar. What an absolute disgrace to the Industry.

No one will ever respect any of you or this board again -

[Toby]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

...my rightfully owned sig spot and avatar...

Did you read the TOS when you created your user account? You don't rightfully own anything here.

Pretty much the same TOS on most boards, be it adult or mainstream.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

Please just use your mind and you will figure it out. Sheesh ..

I have to say, all and all Oprano message board is the farthest thing from Adult Webmastering I have ever seen. You people are fake and are in a world of your own.


All this trouble just for wanting my rightfully owned sig spot and avatar. What an absolute disgrace to the Industry.

No one will ever respect any of you or this board again -

Ill be sure and point The Wall Street Journal and Wired Magazine to this thread next time they talk to me as well as AVN and Xbiz.

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

No one will ever respect any of you or this board again -

I'm okay with that

[DannyCox]

"destroy the evidence"??

Evidence of what?? How F'n ridiculous you have become?

[PORNSTARGLOBAL™]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

"destroy the evidence"??

Evidence of what?? How F'n ridiculous you have become?

Jesus man, you are that dip-stick from before huh? lol. You need to set that beer down for a spell as it is turning your brain into mush. Wake up! shit, use your mind.

Obviously even long time members questioned his ways in these threads and could not understand the aggression and sig whore status thrown towards me. The reason for that is because they went back to all my original posts' and saw that I actually WAS here to conduct business and had nothing but help to give and recieve. He has since done what he can to push those topics as far down the ladder as possible.

Advice to new members: RUN

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

Obviously even long time members questioned his ways in these threads and could not understand the aggression and sig whore status thrown towards me. The reason for that is because they went back to all my original posts' and saw that I actually WAS here to conduct business and had nothing but help to give and recieve. He has since done what he can to push those topics as far down the ladder as possible.

Um, I am nobody, I don't count. lololol.

And the "had nothing but help to give and recieve" is pushing it a tad.

but, carry on

[softball]

I have to say, all and all Oprano message board is the farthest thing from Adult Webmastering I have ever seen.

good

[softball]

You not believing shows me how much you respect it and are amazed to encounter an actual Devil Dog son

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was in bang bang when you were still suckin cherry cokes in Point Defiance.
I saw 340 or so of your never to be buddies blown straight to hell for sheer fucking stupidity....you know like seizing the low ground. So devil dogs.....yeah sure kid. Call yourself whatever you like....Choose something catchy like "Death from Below" or something. It makes no difference. And you never defended me, no matter how many people you fucked up.
Now, be a good boy and either fuck off or smarten up.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

Hello guys,
New to the forum, avatar and profile not editable, why? Contacted Oprano, no response.

Heres your sig back. You had someone from the community ask for it to be returned on your behalf.

Lets see where this goes now . . .

[LAJ]

They always want their profile deleted... and they always say this is their last post but they just can't stay away...

[PORNSTARGLOBAL™]

Originally Posted by LAJ

They always want their profile deleted... and they always say this is their last post but they just can't stay away...

See how you say 'they' as if 'we' members are nothing more than chess pieces to your board. I cant tolerate that disrespect so please delete my account and any connection from YNOT asap. Thank you -

Originally Posted by rhetorical

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was in bang bang when you were still suckin cherry cokes in Point Defiance.
I saw 340 or so of your never to be buddies blown straight to hell for sheer fucking stupidity....you know like seizing the low ground. So devil dogs.....yeah sure kid. Call yourself whatever you like....Choose something catchy like "Death from Below" or something. It makes no difference. And you never defended me, no matter how many people you fucked up.
Now, be a good boy and either fuck off or smarten up.

You were never near action because if you were you would never speak of it as so. You have seen movies, thats it ... movies and to sum you up is fairly simple: your a fast talking semi-intelligent but very lonely person who was most likely harmed as a child. Now mentally I got you .. trust me, and physically well lets just say it would be the longest day of your life - so stop pretending to be internet tough and post your address here or send it to me via email and I will gladly hand you your teeth in front of your Family (assuming you are the pussy boyfriend/husband hiding behind your Ladies profile). So your next post must be your address or its safe to assume everything you have said thus far is fake and so are you - nothing you say will matter after that.

Originally Posted by gonzo

Heres your sig back. You had someone from the community ask for it to be returned on your behalf.

Lets see where this goes now . . .

Hey thanks Gonzo, but I would really rather just have my posts and profile deleted please. Some of your members are truely bad folks and it just dosent make sense to stick around, but again thanks for the offer.

There are some great individuals here as well though and Im sure they know who they are.

[LAJ]

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL™

See how you say 'they' as if 'we' members are nothing more than chess pieces to your board. I cant tolerate that disrespect so please delete my account and any connection from YNOT asap. Thank you -

You are reading way too much into it. Just simply don't post there.

When I don't like a TV show... I change the channel. It's real simple.

[softball]

You were never near action because if you were you would never speak of it as so

Wrong son.

and physically well lets just say it would be the longest day of your life - so stop pretending to be internet tough and post your address here or send it to me via email and I will gladly hand you your teeth in front of your Family (assuming you are the pussy boyfriend/husband hiding behind your Ladies profile).

Jar head bullshit. I can see why they turned you loose "over there". You see, when you run out of words and are painted into a corner, all you got is dumb....and lots of it kiddo. You are outclassed. Outmaneuvered and your true thug colours are shining through. You are stupid. Incompetent and a huge "fail" in this neighborhood. I suggest you stop making physical threats in public because that...fyi...leads to a whole lot of hurt. Your big talk about killing people is true bullshit. Guys who do that very rarely brag about it. Hot air.
What gets you is that I am telling the truth, and you my fine young tard, are not. Threatening to punch someone's teeth out just ain't very soldierly and can wind you up in jail with a very large dental bill to pay off that you prolly can't afford in the first place. I have to say, very few people have appeared on this board that I couldn't give a shit if they disappeared, but bullshit of this magnitude qualifies you. Face it son, you just done.