Ribs across America....

[softball]

Just crossed the border. Here we are at a Flying J's truck stop in Tacoma Wa. in our recreational vehicle. Heading down the I5 toward Oregon and due south . No idea where we are going or where we will wind up but I will keep you posted.....

[Toby]

Happy trails!

[gonzo]

Ill start researching the RIb joints in Charlotte.
Ill be in Atlanta at the end of the month.

[softball]

well, here I am in Medford Oregon in another truck stop drinking JD and wondering if the snow in the mountains will be a problem tomorrow. Perhaps, highway 1 down the coast may be in the cards. Hmmmmm. Nothing as serene as drinking JD straight from the bottle and contemplating the future. I could even get sublime enough to apologize to Raw Alex......prolly not. LOL

[Toby]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

...wondering if the snow in the mountains will be a problem tomorrow. Perhaps, highway 1 down the coast may be in the cards...

US 101 down the coast isn't bad, as two lane highways go, but getting from Medford over to the coast is no fun at all.

They usually keep I-5 over the Siskiyou's plowed and sanded unless the snow is falling faster than they can keep up with.

[TheEnforcer]

Hope you are having fun.. I'll be checking in with you very soon....

[softball]

Finally made it to California. We're lost in the redwoods of Humboldt County trying not to slip on the milk and get stuck in the honey. The pavement seems shiny and has an eerie yellowish glow.

[trishauptown]

Montgomery Inn in Cincinnati, but I think Walts in Northern Kentucky is better

[Hell Puppy]

I'm of the opinion that there is no really spectacular BBQ west of the Rockies or north of the mason dixon line.

[TheEnforcer]

Wisconsin Dells is more of a summer destination but the food there is great.

I haven't been there in years but they have the best ribs on the planet.

http://www.houseofembers.com/

And this place has some of the best steaks on the planet

http://www.del-bar.com/main.htm

[softball]

Its freeking wet and cold in sonoma but I did get to eat at the CIA.....when on the coast, eat the local food. Heading south west to death valley. closer to ribs and should be in chili country soon.

[TheEnforcer]

I suppose you might be able to make it all the way out here if you are gone long enough.. lol

[softball]

Truck stop in Bakersfield (#36 your shower is ready) at the moment. Still cold. Heading for Barstow. Am thinking Roswell, Alamagordo and beyond.....

[Hell Puppy]

sonoma yesterday, bakersfield today?

you're not stopping very long anywhere so far...

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

sonoma yesterday, bakersfield today?

you're not stopping very long anywhere so far...

We are trying to outrun the shit weather. Spent thr night in death valley and fit in a six mile walk at zabriski point before the rain and wind. tonight at the circus circus trailer park on the strip and a great dinner at Battistas. not sure where we will head next. I am thinking roswell then heading for warmfuckingweather.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

We are trying to outrun the shit weather. Spent thr night in death valley and fit in a six mile walk at zabriski point before the rain and wind. tonight at the circus circus trailer park on the strip and a great dinner at Battistas. not sure where we will head next. I am thinking roswell then heading for warmfuckingweather.

Makes sense.

I'm just a bit scared of RV's. joesho got in one a couple of years ago and hasn't been seen or heard from since.

[DannyCox]

G, are you just staying West or are you also planning a run East?

[softball]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

G, are you just staying West or are you also planning a run East?

not sure, danny, just trying to find some warm weather. Hopefully Tucson tomorrow will be decent and then on to Roswell and El Paso

[Hell Puppy]

The southeast is already seeing 60's and 70's.

Though typically we'll get one more cold blast for a few days before spring really settles in.

The quality of your BBQ picks up in Texas, KC, Memphis and peaks as you enter the deep south.

[softball]

Just outside of Tombstone for a couple of days and the weather is improving. Roswell and El Paso on the horizon. Finally settling into the trip with the sunshine.

[softball]

OK, so far its "The Snazzy Pig" in Roswell New Mexico. Hands down the best ribs so far. The worst.....again hands down .....Tomaine Tony's Pit BBQ in El Paso. Walked out after one bite. Worse than Dixie's.

[venustoys]

I envy your adventure, rhetorical. Wish I can do that too.

[softball]

A full moon, crashing surf, and crab on the beach in Malibu.....God I love this business.

[pornlaw]

Damn I was just over in Malibu -- Gladstones on the Beach !!!

Enjoy the moonlight ocean...

Michael

www.AdultBizLaw.com

[MissLizz]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

crab on the beach in Malibu.....God I love this business.

Sex-on-the-beach in Phoenix was pretty good too.
Glad you are having fun. It was fantastic meeting you ya big prick!!!

Lizz

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by MissLizz

Sex-on-the-beach in Phoenix was pretty good too.
Glad you are having fun. It was fantastic meeting you ya big prick!!!

Lizz

We had a lot of fun hanging out with Graham in San Fran.

[softball]

Originally Posted by MissLizz

Sex-on-the-beach in Phoenix was pretty good too.
Glad you are having fun. It was fantastic meeting you ya big prick!!!

Lizz

It really was a blast. I have a new appreciation for cucumber sandwiches.....lol.

[softball]

Ya gotta love LA....where else can you watch a movie (Enter Laughing) and spend the evening listening to Carl Reiner reminisce in the company of a few dozen die hard core movie junkies.

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Ya gotta love LA....where else can you watch a movie (Enter Laughing) and spend the evening listening to Carl Reiner reminisce in the company of a few dozen die hard core movie junkies.

Here's hoping I'll get a chance to see you in the not so distant future.

Is there a Tempe stop in about 3 weeks on the itinerary?

[softball]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Here's hoping I'll get a chance to see you in the not so distant future.

Is there a Tempe stop in about 3 weeks on the itinerary?

unfortunately, we were just in Tempe where we met Miss Lizz, now we are thinking of moving north in California...Big Sur and then Oregon and Washington if the weather improves.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

unfortunately, we were just in Tempe where we met Miss Lizz, now we are thinking of moving north in California...Big Sur and then Oregon and Washington if the weather improves.

Ribs across america and you see one corner and dont even make it to rib country...

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Ribs across america and you see one corner and dont even make it to rib country...

Blame the weather. Best of intentions, worst of weather. It was even fucking snowing in Charlotte. What would you do? Eat ribs in the snow or sushi on the beach?

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Blame the weather. Best of intentions, worst of weather. It was even fucking snowing in Charlotte. What would you do? Eat ribs in the snow or sushi on the beach?

well, ya see, we get tons of sun here. in fact, long about august, we get way way way too much sun. air conditioner repair vans run blue lights and are allowed to blow thru intersections like an ambulance.

so we enjoy a little snow when we get it.

you should try a southern circuit in spring or fall when weather is at it's best.

i heard someone hint at a little FFN road trip hitting jack daniels distillery, ribs in memphis and then hanging out for a day or three in the casinos on the river and eating with Paula Deen....

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

well, ya see, we get tons of sun here. in fact, long about august, we get way way way too much sun. air conditioner repair vans run blue lights and are allowed to blow thru intersections like an ambulance.

so we enjoy a little snow when we get it.

you should try a southern circuit in spring or fall when weather is at it's best.

i heard someone hint at a little FFN road trip hitting jack daniels distillery, ribs in memphis and then hanging out for a day or three in the casinos on the river and eating with Paula Deen....

You know that Lynchburg is a dry county.

[softball]

Its a bit of serendipity, but tomorrow "I'm going to Disneyland" and its my birthday so its free.....ya can't beat that with a stick.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

You know that Lynchburg is a dry county.

Yup. I do.

I'll bring my bottle of Old Weller.

These may be fighting words, but I think those Kentucky boys do it better anyway. Hell, it took Jack 7 tries to get it right, recipe is Old Number 7....the first 6 sucked.


But Jack's a legend, and they do a tour. It's the power of good branding.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

well, ya see, we get tons of sun here. in fact, long about august, we get way way way too much sun. air conditioner repair vans run blue lights and are allowed to blow thru intersections like an ambulance.

so we enjoy a little snow when we get it.

you should try a southern circuit in spring or fall when weather is at it's best.

i heard someone hint at a little FFN road trip hitting jack daniels distillery, ribs in memphis and then hanging out for a day or three in the casinos on the river and eating with Paula Deen....

Was that a bell?

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Was that a bell?

Sure anytime after first week in april.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Sure anytime after first week in april.

I guess weve a website to update.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by gonzo

I guess weve a website to update.

i'm thinking a new trend....invite only.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

i'm thinking a new trend....invite only.

Nice. Based on GFY street cred?

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Nice. Based on GFY street cred?

Maybe we need Oprano Street Cred.

Might be time to turn on the "reputation" feature.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Maybe we need Oprano Street Cred.

Might be time to turn on the "reputation" feature.

Youd all have to get some ass to pimp out first.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Youd all have to get some ass to pimp out first.

Ehhh....I guess I'll never have any street cred then.

I've never been anything but decent even to the women who turn out to be snotty bitches who waste my time and money.

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Maybe we need Oprano Street Cred.

Might be time to turn on the "reputation" feature.

Is it wrong that just makes me wanna sing The Runaways at you REALLY LOUDLY?

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Is it wrong that just makes me wanna sing The Runaways at you REALLY LOUDLY?

Only if you do it in a theatre while 3 grandpas are jacking off in the couch in front of you.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Only if you do it in a theatre while 3 grandpas are jacking off in the couch in front of you.

And her dick is probably bigger than all 3 of 'em...

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

And her dick is probably bigger than all 3 of 'em...

HA!

*cracks up*

Well, I have been accused of having a large one, to go with my set of handy brass balls...

[billp]

There are no ribs north of Florida and west of Memphis. I looked.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by billp

There are no ribs north of Florida and west of Memphis. I looked.

Hmmm, when did they move Memphis west of Texas?