Man charged with Sexual Abuse of Chickens

RawAlex · 12-15-2008

I can't make this stuff up, the real world is stupider than anything I could dream up!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2031978.ece

THE star of top German TV show The Farmer Wants A Wife has been accused by animal rights charity Peta of sexually abusing his chickens.

Seventy-one-year-old nudist Hansi was shown using his finger to sexually stimulate his female birds on the final episode, broadcast on Monday night to 8.6million viewers.

He explained: “I do what the cockerel would usually do, only with my finger. It is like an orgasm for the chicken.”

The gruff farmer added: “Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.”

Okay.

12-15-2008	#1
RawAlex Members $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 4,036	Man charged with Sexual Abuse of Chickens I can't make this stuff up, the real world is stupider than anything I could dream up! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2031978.ece THE star of top German TV show The Farmer Wants A Wife has been accused by animal rights charity Peta of sexually abusing his chickens. Seventy-one-year-old nudist Hansi was shown using his finger to sexually stimulate his female birds on the final episode, broadcast on Monday night to 8.6million viewers. He explained: “I do what the cockerel would usually do, only with my finger. It is like an orgasm for the chicken.” The gruff farmer added: “Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.” Okay. __________________ Let's go to the edge of disaster Push the pedal and go a little faster Let's slam into a wall at ramming speed Let's go to the edge of a mountain Jump off and lets start countin' Hit the ground and tell me if it bleeds

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