Booked for Cybernet but there's a problem...

[Hell Puppy]

Ok, so I am all booked for Cybernet in June, but I've discovered a huge problem....

Nearest Krispy Kreme is halfway to LA.

I forgot the town is full of healthy liberal tree huggers. I would look for BBQ, but I might find BBQ Tofu and lose my mind.

[Toby]

When in Rome....

[bluemoney]

Just be weary of anything served “meaty” & “tubular"

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Ok, so I am all booked for Cybernet in June, but I've discovered a huge problem....

Nearest Krispy Kreme is halfway to LA.

I forgot the town is full of healthy liberal tree huggers. I would look for BBQ, but I might find BBQ Tofu and lose my mind.

Never fear....

For a "nominal fee," the EJ's "Fat boy morning Donut Fix" service will supply you with the KKs of your choice every-morning before 8:30 am, guaranteed.

The question is....how much is it worth to ya?

(And don't sign up for Gonzo's donut service. You'll feel like Charlie Brown with the football kick, when that bastard pulls the donuts away at the last minute.)

[Jace]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Never fear....

For a "nominal fee," the EJ's "Fat boy morning Donut Fix" service will supply you with the KKs of your choice every-morning before 8:30 am, guaranteed.

The question is....how much is it worth to ya?

(And don't sign up for Gonzo's donut service. You'll feel like Charlie Brown with the football kick, when that bastard pulls the donuts away at the last minute.)

unless you have the sugar waterfall it isn't the same

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Jace

unless you have the sugar waterfall it isn't the same

Unfortunately, that would be a significant upcharge.
Out here in the Kuntree, we don't get the sugar waterfall, we just get a case in the convenience store. We do have lots of Dunkin' Donuts, and Maple Donuts....

[LAJ]

BBQ and Krispy Kremes in San Fran??

LOL... surely you jest for even thinking it...

How about Chinese and a reach around?

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LAJ

BBQ and Krispy Kremes in San Fran??

LOL... surely you jest for even thinking it...

How about Chinese and a reach around?

Jay you make me so sad. Faye would have never let us down.
What do you expect us to eat?
hahaha

[connor]

Originally Posted by LAJ

How about Chinese and a reach around?

Bwahahaha.... okay, this made me spit out my coffee.

But seriously, there's an okay seafood place right near the hotel, and a really good Thai place nearby too. But then, maybe too many pussies won't be able to handle Thai food? It's not for the weak. Haha...

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by connor

Bwahahaha.... okay, this made me spit out my coffee.

But seriously, there's an okay seafood place right near the hotel, and a really good Thai place nearby too. But then, maybe too many pussies won't be able to handle Thai food? It's not for the weak. Haha...

Are you compensating for waring white socks in cowboy boots again?

[Jace]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

We do have lots of Dunkin' Donuts, and Maple Donuts....

prepackaged garbage

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Unfortunately, that would be a significant upcharge.
Out here in the Kuntree, we don't get the sugar waterfall, we just get a case in the convenience store. We do have lots of Dunkin' Donuts, and Maple Donuts....

Ew...

The only thing Dunkin' Donuts is any good for is coffee.

[TheEnforcer]

FFn is taking over San fran!!

[LAJ]

I would be happy to wear a dunkin donut around my dick.

Meanwhile Polk avenue has tons of great restaurants on it!

And if you are lucky... you may even get to Polk me.

And whereas Fay would never disappoint on the redneck food... I'm not going to disappoint on the double entendres and witticisms.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LAJ

I would be happy to wear a dunkin donut around my dick.

Meanwhile Polk avenue has tons of great restaurants on it!

And if you are lucky... you may even get to Polk me.

And whereas Fay would never disappoint on the redneck food... I'm not going to disappoint on the double entendres and witticisms.

Hahahahaha

Its ok Jay. Since you let us down we are flying in our own tour guide to take care of the Oprano crew since youve let us down.

Im sure you know who I speak of.

[softball]

Originally Posted by LAJ

I would be happy to wear a dunkin donut around my dick.

Meanwhile Polk avenue has tons of great restaurants on it!

And if you are lucky... you may even get to Polk me.

And whereas Fay would never disappoint on the redneck food... I'm not going to disappoint on the double entendres and witticisms.

Is San Francisco a good food town? I mean for restaurants and such. I know there is prolly good seafood and Chinese, but anything else going on? A good bowl of Tom Yum, not too spicy though, might be nice.

[RawAlex]

Originally Posted by LAJ

I would be happy to wear a dunkin donut around my dick.

In San Fran, that is considered foreplay.

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by Jace

prepackaged garbage

Well said . .

I would love to have a run through Golden Gate Park screaming "Soylent Green is people!" . . . . . . "Soylent Green is people!"

[wingchun22]

Still a boring day for me sigh Have a good day everybody

[WebBilling.com]

Gonzo knows where the San Francisco BBQ is...

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by WebBilling.com

Gonzo knows where the San Francisco BBQ is...

And garlic...

[softball]

mmmmmmmmmmm garlic ice cream

[Hell Puppy]

If I go next year, it's likely for the food.

We need a show in Denver, I have a taste for Buckhorn Exchange. I wanna see if Liz will eat Rocky Mountain Oysters.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

If I go next year, it's likely for the food.

We need a show in Denver, I have a taste for Buckhorn Exchange. I wanna see if Liz will eat Rocky Mountain Oysters.

The French love 'em. Personally, I prefer garlic ice cream.....

[Toby]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

The French love 'em.

And they eat snails too.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Toby

And they eat snails too.

I fucking love snails. I bet you have never tried them.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

I fucking love snails. I bet you have never tried them.

Nope, can't get past the thought of slimy crawly things.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

I fucking love snails. I bet you have never tried them.

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know because I wont eat the nasty mother fucker.

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

If I go next year, it's likely for the food.

We need a show in Denver, I have a taste for Buckhorn Exchange. I wanna see if Liz will eat Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Depends on the age of origination.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Depends on the age of origination.

So you looking to be introduced to the donor or what?

Great place to take friends from PETA:

http://www.buckhorn.com/

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

So you looking to be introduced to the donor or what?

Great place to take friends from PETA:

http://www.buckhorn.com/

Make sure Andrew has a fine cheese selection for our Turkey Day feast.

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

So you looking to be introduced to the donor or what?

Great place to take friends from PETA:

http://www.buckhorn.com/

Well, as you know, I am kinda particular about some food things. In this case, lamb is fine - older sheep are less tender and can be gamey.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Well, as you know, I am kinda particular about some food things. In this case, lamb is fine - older sheep are less tender and can be gamey.

oh, and i definitely respect your discriminating taste buds, in my limited experience they have very good...well...tastes!...

in this case you're confusing mountain oysters with ROCKY MOUNTAIN oysters. you're thinking small! think buffalo!

i haven't met a girl who can get both of those in her mouth at the same time....if i did, i might have to propose marriage...

[LAJ]

I keep doing a double take on this thread...

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Make sure Andrew has a fine cheese selection for our Turkey Day feast.

Cheese Burgers?

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

Cheese Burgers?

Andrew was pissed when they switched to their current one page menu. They used to have folder style that was about 7-8 pages. Pretty much same menu, but much larger print and more detailed explanations of dishes. On holidays and busy days, he'd take out the "hamburger" page.

There's a lesson about selling in there someplace.

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

oh, and i definitely respect your discriminating taste buds, in my limited experience they have very good...well...tastes!...

in this case you're confusing mountain oysters with ROCKY MOUNTAIN oysters. you're thinking small! think buffalo!

i haven't met a girl who can get both of those in her mouth at the same time....if i did, i might have to propose marriage...

I think the point here is that clearly, critter balls as part of a dining experience aren't a concern :P

I'm curious, tho, if buffalo has that same fluffy texture? Hmmm *ponders*

I reckon cooking method would have much to do with it. I mean, pan-fried would have a very different texture than steamed in situ, aye?

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Make sure Andrew has a fine cheese selection for our Turkey Day feast.

PS: Gonzo, you best be plannin' to bring me back some Cheshire Blue :P

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

PS: Gonzo, you best be plannin' to bring me back some Cheshire Blue :P

Doesn't she dance down at the Clairmont Lounge?

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

I think the point here is that clearly, critter balls as part of a dining experience aren't a concern :P

I'm curious, tho, if buffalo has that same fluffy texture? Hmmm *ponders*

I reckon cooking method would have much to do with it. I mean, pan-fried would have a very different texture than steamed in situ, aye?

Somehow I should've figured you wouldn't be the list bit skiddish of eating balls...

Now, I'm no expert, and they dont tell you on their website, but I'm pretty sure they do it the old cowboy way. Which means you first boil 'em a bit in a salt water and vinegar mixture typically. Then you bread 'em up and fry 'em.

At Buckhorn they are served split in half with a horse raddish dipping sauce.

I'd personally prefer a dab of hot sauce and/or a nice remoulade with my balls.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

PS: Gonzo, you best be plannin' to bring me back some Cheshire Blue :P

Dont let him claim he forgot. I've reminded him a half dozen times and even told him where to go get it.

Had I known your fondness for exquisite cheese we would've planned a road trip to Star Provisions while you were in town...

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Jace

prepackaged garbage

Actually, no....not on the maple donuts.
We have the main production plant for the entire region right here.
They have a retail store on the front of the building, and literally bring the trays out from the line.
Think, KK on a huge scale.

And since the great Krispy Kreme Stock rip off, I have trouble swallowing them, thinking about the money lost.

[Toby]

"Don't get emotional about stock" ~ Gordon Gecko

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Toby

"Don't get emotional about stock" ~ Gordon Gecko

Not emotional about the stock....emotional about the hole in my pocket.

[softball]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Not emotional about the stock....emotional about the hole in my pocket.

What is important here is the hole in the doughnut.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

What is important here is the hole in the doughnut.

I packed up a dozen hot for my ride back to Charlotte.
3 of those and it was spartanburg before the sugar buzz wore off.

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Dont let him claim he forgot. I've reminded him a half dozen times and even told him where to go get it.

Had I known your fondness for exquisite cheese we would've planned a road trip to Star Provisions while you were in town...

Usually, if I am in the 404, I try to hit the DeKalb and grab up a pile of gorgonzola, as it's actually my preferred blue (hence the part where I was asking that night about where the cheese came from - people just think "blue," not the kind of blue that it is, and it makes a profound difference in flavour). I'm not a big fan of Stilton or Shropshire, for example.


Mmmm. Cheese.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Usually, if I am in the 404, I try to hit the DeKalb and grab up a pile of gorgonzola, as it's actually my preferred blue (hence the part where I was asking that night about where the cheese came from - people just think "blue," not the kind of blue that it is, and it makes a profound difference in flavour). I'm not a big fan of Stilton or Shropshire, for example.


Mmmm. Cheese.

Andrew changed the menu. He said to tell you that cheese comes from cows no matter what the color and to get Kacy a sweater and gloves for her next visit.

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Andrew changed the menu.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh Cheese Burgers?

Originally Posted by gonzo

get Kacy a sweater and gloves for her next visit.

Only if there both very, very tight!

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Andrew changed the menu. He said to tell you that cheese comes from cows no matter what the color and to get Kacy a sweater and gloves for her next visit.

Well, not ALL cheese...