Booked for Cybernet but there's a problem...

[Jace]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Never fear....

For a "nominal fee," the EJ's "Fat boy morning Donut Fix" service will supply you with the KKs of your choice every-morning before 8:30 am, guaranteed.

The question is....how much is it worth to ya?

(And don't sign up for Gonzo's donut service. You'll feel like Charlie Brown with the football kick, when that bastard pulls the donuts away at the last minute.)

unless you have the sugar waterfall it isn't the same

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Jace

unless you have the sugar waterfall it isn't the same

Unfortunately, that would be a significant upcharge.
Out here in the Kuntree, we don't get the sugar waterfall, we just get a case in the convenience store. We do have lots of Dunkin' Donuts, and Maple Donuts....

[LAJ]

BBQ and Krispy Kremes in San Fran??

LOL... surely you jest for even thinking it...

How about Chinese and a reach around?

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LAJ

BBQ and Krispy Kremes in San Fran??

LOL... surely you jest for even thinking it...

How about Chinese and a reach around?

Jay you make me so sad. Faye would have never let us down.
What do you expect us to eat?
hahaha

[connor]

Originally Posted by LAJ

How about Chinese and a reach around?

Bwahahaha.... okay, this made me spit out my coffee.

But seriously, there's an okay seafood place right near the hotel, and a really good Thai place nearby too. But then, maybe too many pussies won't be able to handle Thai food? It's not for the weak. Haha...

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by connor

Bwahahaha.... okay, this made me spit out my coffee.

But seriously, there's an okay seafood place right near the hotel, and a really good Thai place nearby too. But then, maybe too many pussies won't be able to handle Thai food? It's not for the weak. Haha...

Are you compensating for waring white socks in cowboy boots again?

[Jace]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

We do have lots of Dunkin' Donuts, and Maple Donuts....

prepackaged garbage

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by Jace

prepackaged garbage

Well said . .

I would love to have a run through Golden Gate Park screaming "Soylent Green is people!" . . . . . . "Soylent Green is people!"

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Jace

prepackaged garbage

Actually, no....not on the maple donuts.
We have the main production plant for the entire region right here.
They have a retail store on the front of the building, and literally bring the trays out from the line.
Think, KK on a huge scale.

And since the great Krispy Kreme Stock rip off, I have trouble swallowing them, thinking about the money lost.

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Unfortunately, that would be a significant upcharge.
Out here in the Kuntree, we don't get the sugar waterfall, we just get a case in the convenience store. We do have lots of Dunkin' Donuts, and Maple Donuts....

Ew...

The only thing Dunkin' Donuts is any good for is coffee.

[TheEnforcer]

FFn is taking over San fran!!

[LAJ]

I would be happy to wear a dunkin donut around my dick.

Meanwhile Polk avenue has tons of great restaurants on it!

And if you are lucky... you may even get to Polk me.

And whereas Fay would never disappoint on the redneck food... I'm not going to disappoint on the double entendres and witticisms.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LAJ

I would be happy to wear a dunkin donut around my dick.

Meanwhile Polk avenue has tons of great restaurants on it!

And if you are lucky... you may even get to Polk me.

And whereas Fay would never disappoint on the redneck food... I'm not going to disappoint on the double entendres and witticisms.

Hahahahaha

Its ok Jay. Since you let us down we are flying in our own tour guide to take care of the Oprano crew since youve let us down.

Im sure you know who I speak of.

[softball]

Originally Posted by LAJ

I would be happy to wear a dunkin donut around my dick.

Meanwhile Polk avenue has tons of great restaurants on it!

And if you are lucky... you may even get to Polk me.

And whereas Fay would never disappoint on the redneck food... I'm not going to disappoint on the double entendres and witticisms.

Is San Francisco a good food town? I mean for restaurants and such. I know there is prolly good seafood and Chinese, but anything else going on? A good bowl of Tom Yum, not too spicy though, might be nice.

[RawAlex]

Originally Posted by LAJ

I would be happy to wear a dunkin donut around my dick.

In San Fran, that is considered foreplay.