This site seems fast

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by farkedup

shouldn't take all that long to post, I have some 10+ Gb DB's that I post to all the time that are still lightning fast, weird...

Maybe its time to upgrade to gerbils instead of mice?

I think we USED to have gerbils here.....but they were last seen with the janitor. Something about "fur is getting too long?"
Well, anyhow, he said they all died, and we needed to replace them. So, we got rats instead, 'cause they are supposed to be hardy, and we're still not sure we got the whole story on the "gerbils...."

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

I think we USED to have gerbils here.....but they were last seen with the janitor. Something about "fur is getting too long?"
Well, anyhow, he said they all died, and we needed to replace them. So, we got rats instead, 'cause they are supposed to be hardy, and we're still not sure we got the whole story on the "gerbils...."

I just checked ... the ad gerbils ate the database gerbils. But the good news is that the ads are serving much faster which should take a load off the database!