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Old 01-03-2008   #1
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As soon as they create a robot that looks exactly like a real woman and feels like a real woman and will do anything I program her to do, including not talking, I won't be able to get there with my check fast enough.
Give me time (and resources) Hammer.
I'm working on it. But it's slow going, building from the profits.
What we need is an IPO.

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building from the profits.
Well, shit, there's your mistake. Try using some plastic and some circuit boards and stuff and you will get a lot closer a lot quicker.
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Well, shit, there's your mistake. Try using some plastic and some circuit boards and stuff and you will get a lot closer a lot quicker.
You tell him. Damn geeks!
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Damn guys, thanks.
I knew I was doing something wrong when the money kept getting sticky.
We spent all our time washing, drying, and refolding it.

NOW I know what to do!

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