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Re: Condoms experts- size matters
That just gave me a great idea for a new product.
"Shrink to fit condoms" Slip them on and then place in a vat of boiling water and they shrink to the perfect fit  Think there is a market for them outside of the S&M world ?? 
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Re: Condoms experts- size matters
My first trip to Japan exposed me to the concept of "not one size fits all". Girl I was with tried to put a japanese market condom on me, and let's just say it was more than a little snug. this lead to her saying something like "Wah! Godzilla-san!", and I got out a more standard issue north american condom.
Japanese porn movies don't lie, those guys are mostly hung like fleas.
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Re: Condoms experts- size matters
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 I TRIED YOUR FUCKING STUPID IDEA OLD MAN My cock shrunk to the size of a dime from the boiling water, and the melted latex caused a massive infection from the 3rd degree burns.   did I mention, it hurts like a muthafucka 
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