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Old 08-06-2007   #1
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Who has dick hair any more? This is 2007.
Um.. Most of us heterosexuals still do
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You don't get around much anymore. LMFAO. Dood you gotta get out in the real world. James Brown is dead. Country Joe and the Fish are history. Jerry Garcia was a heroin addict. It is a new century. Just because you can programme software or whatever it is you do in your basement, does not make you part of it. You are what is known as a creative ananchronism. Deal with it, dude.
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Um.. Most of us heterosexuals still do
actually, times have changed...most guys feel that if your girl spends all that time to make "down there" nice and pretty for you, then you should spend time and make your "down there" pretty for her

I know I spend some time every couple of days grooming and my wife really appreciates it, plus there is no feeling like getting a blowjob on a freshly shaven "area" haha
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You all take me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy too serious.

Once again, what was a simple burn, is turned into a discussion point...

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I imagine if I used an old one like "I'll knock you so low you can swim in your spit" that I would get a lecture on the bacterial content in human spit that would kill you and therefore render you unable to swim.

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lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lolololololololololol

You all take me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy too serious.

Once again, what was a simple burn, is turned into a discussion point...

lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lolololololololololol


I imagine if I used an old one like "I'll knock you so low you can swim in your spit" that I would get a lecture on the bacterial content in human spit that would kill you and therefore render you unable to swim.

lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lolololololololololol
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but but but but

I would venture to guess if we drop pants right here right now there would be a forest between your legs hahaha

damn, did I just say that?
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That is pretty sweet!!
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but but but but

I would venture to guess if we drop pants right here right now there would be a forest between your legs hahaha

damn, did I just say that?

lolololol... Yes, you said that and I will ignore it with the disclaimer that (other than in the one fanpic for helix) I keeps my private parts private..

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actually, times have changed...most guys feel that if your girl spends all that time to make "down there" nice and pretty for you, then you should spend time and make your "down there" pretty for her

I know I spend some time every couple of days grooming and my wife really appreciates it, plus there is no feeling like getting a blowjob on a freshly shaven "area" haha
Also makes your dick look bigger.
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Also makes your dick look bigger.
never really had to worry about that

or as ed powers once said "damn, nice cock jace"
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never really had to worry about that

or as ed powers once said "damn, nice cock jace"
That sounds kinda gay.
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That sounds kinda gay.
well, if you ever meet ed powers you will understand
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Hahahaaa, Love how this went from Tesla's organ to pubics. Now who's gonna suggest we all take pics of our plums?
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