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Old 03-30-2007   #1
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Default Jenna Jameson’s Porn Film Scrapped Over Botched Vaginoplasty

Yes, vaginoplasty is a real word and is sometimes referred to as rejuvenation of the vagina, aimed at correcting the problem of stretched muscles resulting from having kids. The procedure typically tones vaginal muscle, resulting in greater contraction strength and control, thereby permitting greater sensation during sexual experiences.
Now imagine you’re Jenna Jameson, beat up down there due to the countless gangbangs endured throughout your career, and after your surgery it becomes apparent that your doctor fucked up — horribly. This is the reason why Jenna’s book “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” won’t turn into a movie, as she fears her deformed vagina is now unacceptable for acting roles. Rush & Molloy add this:
“She hasn’t been showing up for meetings” with a major production company interested in “Porn Star,” a source claims. But Jameson should be forgiven. Our source says the gorgeous blond, who has to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done “down there” - and is not pleased with it. “She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.

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Default Re: Jenna Jameson’s Porn Film Scrapped Over Botched Vaginoplasty

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Yes, vaginoplasty is a real word and is sometimes referred to as rejuvenation of the vagina, aimed at correcting the problem of stretched muscles resulting from having kids. The procedure typically tones vaginal muscle, resulting in greater contraction strength and control, thereby permitting greater sensation during sexual experiences.
Now imagine you’re Jenna Jameson, beat up down there due to the countless gangbangs endured throughout your career, and after your surgery it becomes apparent that your doctor fucked up — horribly. This is the reason why Jenna’s book “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” won’t turn into a movie, as she fears her deformed vagina is now unacceptable for acting roles. Rush & Molloy add this:
“She hasn’t been showing up for meetings” with a major production company interested in “Porn Star,” a source claims. But Jameson should be forgiven. Our source says the gorgeous blond, who has to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done “down there” - and is not pleased with it. “She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.

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