Hugh Hefner Sex Life Exposed

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta

I keep thinking ewwwwwww

My first thought exactly.

[Dianna Vesta]

There use to be this old guy that owned the Jockey Club in North Miami back when it was a really hot spot. He was a lot like this guy and he use to have all kinds of parties and invite tons of models. I was one of them and many moons ago. Anyhow, he tired to get me to sleep with him but I just couldn't. The joke was that he had one of those pumps implanted in his old cock and girls use to make fun of it. Everytime he'd come talk to me I saw that in my mind and it turned my stomach. I don't mind older men, not at all but I do mind one that thinks he's 20 with a bionic dick that ain't.

He had this other old friend that chased me all over south florida and even tired to pin me to the sofa and kiss me. I don't think he realized how strong I was because I lifted his old ass off of me and threw him across the room!

[Hell Puppy]

I keep thinking it's good to be Hef.

[JoesHO]

What male in their right mind would not do the same in his position ( sans the gay porn of course)

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by JoesHO

What male in their right mind would not do the same in his position ( sans the gay porn of course)

I'd probably do a bit more. As a wise cab driver in Vegas recently told us "even when you're too old to cut the mustard, you can still lick the jar".