Jenna Jameson unwelcome at Marine Corps Ball

[Hammer]

Fuck that shit, Spaz. It's not like the corps is made up of the salt of the earth or something. Hell, when I was young, the only guys that went into the Marines were the ones that got in trouble and were made to go by the court, or the ones that thought they were badasses and had something to prove, or the ones that weren't too bright and thought they had a spiffy uniform and it would help them pick up chicks. Now, if it was the Air Force Ball, maybe I'd see your point..... well, no... actually I wouldn't see it then either.

They knew who his girlfriend was before they invited him, so what does that say for the braintrust that thought he wouldn't bring his girlfriend?