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Fat Fucking Nobody
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Fucked up porn movie titles
OK, here's another list of ridiculous porn movie titles, all from Britain this time (as listed on the BGAFD. This made my job a lot easier than last time, when I waded through the European EGAFD, because all the titles are in English, not in some contemptable foreign series of grunts and phlegm clearing that passes for a language. Anyway I only managed to go through the letter A and a few of the lesser letters at the end of the alphabet before I ran out of time. So no doubt there'll be more of these some time soon.
Note, by the way, that these are all real movie titles, and you can probably buy a few of them online. The A to Z of Lesbian Love So it's about eating chocolates, arguing and moving in together after the second date? Up The Gulf How did this war documentary get in here? All Girl Anal Orgy But how do they…. Oh, never mind… Anus Attacks How does it hold a ray gun and talk at the same time?? All Holes Stuffed …then placed in a preheated oven. Take Three Girls Where? Abducted by the Enema Bandit He steals your samples! When The Mistress Is Away It's out with the magazines and handcream. Abigail's Posh Pussy The sequel to Abigail's Bourgeoisie Pussy. Coming soon: Abigails Hoi polloi Pussy Abigail, Terry and Mr. Slurpy Starring a lesser known Mr Man Yum, Yum, I Love Cum Good for you, then Addicted to Ass Official film of the other AA. Tales From The Crack Now you're just talking out your arse…. Tales from the Script There's a script? Obviously not a Milla Jovovich movie, then… Affirmative Action 6 Redistributing shags to ugly losers. All Day Sucker Jaw cramp like you've never seen it before. Teen Cum Squad Bringing cum to justice! All Teens Love Cum I have empirical evidence to the contrary. Anal Intentions Well, so long as they're honourable… You Won't Feel a Thing Sex with condoms and femidoms. Anal Introductions Oh, have you not met my arse? Watersports Compilation Skiing, swimming, polo …oh… We're Putting The Old Dog To Sleep I don't even want to know what this means. Anally Submerged Semen Slurpers I tried to visualise how one could become anally submerged, but was suddenly overpowered by a wave of existential nausea. Weird Tales from the Vault of Whores Wow. All through my teenage years I wished I had a vault of whores, but all I ever got was socks. Assume The Position OK, I assume the position is as far the fuck away from you as possible 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating They jerk off while telling you that you have a small cock and your mother dresses you funny Annette's First Time For those who like their porn confusing, awkward and painful - but mercifully short Axe Me If I Love Big Booty Wait, let me sharpen it first… Wanna See My Pussy No? Well then why did you buy the DVD, dumbass? Jesus… Art Class Seduction Yes, right, we all know how difficult it is to get an art student into bed… Zoe Wets Herself Zoe's incontinence ruins another tender moment Assault With A Friendly Weapon Not that it's any less painful, though… Young Chicks Who Drink Dicks The last thing you'll hear is the sadistdic whizz of the blender… Watch Me Pee We need to talk… Weapons Of Ass Destruction You know, I watched this whole movie, but I don't remember seeing a single weapon anywhere… Welcome To My Face Thank you. Where can I freshen up? Ugly Bloke Probably the most unappealing title for a porn movie ever.
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Re: Fucked up porn movie titles
Where's my favorite?
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Abducted by the Enema Bandit . . . . Did Zappa do the musical score?
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Holding Catsup Head's Beer
 
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Haha, those are all funny
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Oh, this is torture!
Me and the guys I know in the news business spend so much time reading porn movie titles and laughing our asses off. I mean real rolling on the floor, tears in your eyes, stomach hurting laughing. Don't even start with the gay titles. Just the implications are enough to send people into stitches. I'm gonna send this list to a very famous radio broadcaster pal of mine. I guarantee you he'll read it on the air and it will be a freakin' riot. If he reads this list on the air there may be car accidents during the morning drive. |
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Now... now... Be nice. Some of these writers probably spent a whole day and got a headache ironing out the title for the latest movie. 
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LOL!
Now... now... Be nice. Some of these writers probably spent a whole day and got a headache ironing out the title for the latest movie. [/quote]Definitely yes!!!  But sometimes, writers are so drained that they ended up with those funny titles... or maybe the content also is funny.  Lol!!! i should say that it's porno and comedy at the same time. 
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