Opranosophy

[Rolo]

The experienced webmaster says: "the glass is half empty"
The photographer says: "the glass would look better with the correct lighting"
The traffic whale says: "the glass isn´t big enough"
The paysite owner says: "I will pay you to fill my glass"
The affiliate rep says: "I know nothing about glass"
The model says: "look at my glass"
The webmaster failure says: "the glass lied to me"
The newbie says: "what glass and how do I fill it?"
The moron says: "I have no glass - can not afford it"
The sig whore says: "glass spot!"
The tgp owner says: "lets buy friendships by giving away our glass"
The spammer says: "I will spit in every glass in here"
The processor says: "the glass need to be cleaned"
The board owner says: "should I ban the glass?"

The old timer says: "Cheers!!! And waiter, bring me another refill"