I think I finally figured out this post thing

[original_adult]

I guess I will say hello.

Hello.

[Dravyk]

Congrats! And hello!!

[Newton]

Welcome to Oprano

[TheEnforcer]

Hello.. welcome to Oprano...

[MorganGrayson]

Hello and welcome!

[sarettah]

Welcome to the mix

Now, who are you ?

What do you do ?

and if you got em:

Show us your Tits !!!

(this is your chance to spam your shizzle all over our drizzle.... )

[Trev]

Welcome to the O, were you having problems working out how to post?

[original_adult]

Yeah boss. I had trouble figuring out to post and then figuring out how to reply to this. It's been a long time since I have used any computers and they looked a bit differnt back then. I just started using and learning the internet about a month and a half ago. It is still very confusing.

Thank you all for the welcome. No I dont have tits.

I used to be pretty big in the adult game. Ran a couple of bbs back in the early nineties.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by original_adult

Yeah boss. I had trouble figuring out to post and then figuring out how to reply to this. It's been a long time since I have used any computers and they looked a bit differnt back then.

Yeah computers have gotten much better since they took out that damned wind-up key!! Just kidding.

I used to be pretty big in the adult game. Ran a couple of bbs back in the early nineties.

Should I guess? Rusty 'n' Eddies? Windy City? McHenry's?

Wait, wait, wait ... Your nick .... "Adult Origin?"

[original_adult]

Nah, we didn't have any kind of public boards. We ran a couple of private bbs. We advertised to our regulars in our jerk rooms and in the club. So, to find out about the baord you had to be someone. We did it for free at first then started charging for it.

[Red]

See, our entrance exam isn't that tough.

Welcome to Oprano.

[MorganGrayson]

original_adult...I'll tell ya a secret.

A *lot* of people have looked at "new boards" over the years and gone "OK, now how do I work this thing? Ummm...HELP!" I know this because I've often been one of them.

The smilies are fun to play with. If you don't see them, ask, and we'll point you to where in your User CP you have to go to turn them on.

[Evil Chris]

When in doubt, just hit Alt-F4.

Welcome. I used to play on the BBSes back in the early 90s.
Fun times.

[selena]

Hello and welcome

[original_adult]

Thanks again for all the welcomes.

What kind of place is this anyway. I read through some of the messages and see 5-0 in here. Is he cool?

We used to have 5-0 around the shop all the time. Cost us a lot of dough to keep them off.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by original_adult

Thanks again for all the welcomes.

What kind of place is this anyway. I read through some of the messages and see 5-0 in here. Is he cool?

We used to have 5-0 around the shop all the time. Cost us a lot of dough to keep them off.

voodooman , is a cop and an old and very good friend and member of the Oprano family.

Welcome to Oprano.

[original_adult]

ok cool. Family is family. I can live with that.

you the head boss?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by original_adult

ok cool. Family is family. I can live with that.

you the head boss?

They let me think I am.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

They let me think I am.

Smart ass response: we keep around cuz he paid for the mugs, hats and other goodies. In return, we maintain the illusion that he's actually important.

Real response: Nickatilynx is the owner of Oprano. He's been successful on the 'net since computers were made out of papyrus scrolls. What he doesn't know about making money in this business can be written on one of those miniature stickies.

Voodooman, like a lot of us, has a day job. His just happens to be being a cop. He's the best. I've known him for years. One of my current ambitions is to have him pose for a calendar in his uniform. (Well, in and out of his uniform, anyway!) I intend on keeping the calendar all to myself, despite the money I know I could make with it. I'm a greedy wench at times.

(Yes, I said "wench," guys. Have at it!)

[original_adult]

So, Nick is the man and voodooman is the protection. ok.

How about you babe, are you Nick's bitch or are you for the taking?

[Red]

Originally Posted by original_adult

So, Nick is the man and voodooman is the protection. ok.

How about you babe, are you Nick's bitch or are you for the taking?

LOL. Morgan is no one's bitch. I, however, am Morgan's bitch and love every minute of it.







She loves it when I say that.

[original_adult]

Ok Morgans a dike. Got it.

So, who is the muscle around these parts. Who do I got to impress?

[Lisa]

Oh boy...

[Evil Chris]

Originally Posted by Lisa

Oh boy...

You can say that again.

[Red]

Originally Posted by original_adult

Ok Morgans a dike. Got it.

So, who is the muscle around these parts. Who do I got to impress?

oh boy, have you got the wrong idea. Morgan is most definitely NOT a dike, neither am I. The bitch thing is just play.

You'll find that we tend to rib each other a lot, being someone's bitch or refering to someone as a homo, is always in fun. Try not to take things too seriously around here and you'll get the hang of it.





Morgan, he didn't understand, be gentle.

[original_adult]

So, you and Morgan are fags. Got it.

Just to let you know right up front, I don't mind punks but I aint into that stuff myself. What a couple of fags wants to do is up to them.

I don't understand it much, why anyone would bait the monster like that but I aint looking for no trouble neither.

I know fags aint in charge of this thing though. So you two work for Nick or sumthing ?

[Dravyk]

Time for you to fuck off again until your next alias and proxy.

[original_adult]

so is you the muscle ?

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by original_adult

so is you the muscle ?

I am many things to many people.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by original_adult

Ok Morgans a dike. Got it.

So, who is the muscle around these parts. Who do I got to impress?

Luckily...no one.

Should you, however, decide you want to impress me, you'll spell correctly. It's "dyke" in that usage. The term "fags" has, to the best of my knowledge, only been applied to males. Usage of the words denotes homophobic tendencies indicative of repressed homosexuality, but that is neither here nor there. My aim is merely to tutor you in the correct use of the language, even bigoted collogquialisms. "Punks" is an interesting term, however. How long were you in prison?

In no particular order:

I am not "Nick's bitch," despite some lively rumors to the contrary. I only started two of them myself. (The ones where he's screaming "you're the best I've ever had." The tacky ones belong to someone else.)

Red is "my bitch." However, as we are a continent apart - and even the gloriously endowed Red doesn't have a bosom that thrusting - our sexual contact remains in the imagination of the reader. We try to provide said imaginations with as much fodder as possible.

The only time Dravyk has ever been described as "muscle," the noun has been modified by the adjective "intetellectual." When we rumble with words, we send Dravyk in. He puts on a black leather jacket, snaps his fingers and sings the "Jet Song." It's quite effective.

I hope the above has assisted you.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

The only time Dravyk has ever been described as "muscle," the noun has been modified by the adjective "intetellectual." When we rumble with words, we send Dravyk in. He puts on a black leather jacket, snaps his fingers and sings the "Jet Song." It's quite effective.

Aw, thank you, Morgan!

... Though I must point out as that as a male I've been known to do such muscular jobs as opening tough jar lids.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Aw, thank you, Morgan!

... Though I must point out as that as a male I've been known to do such muscular jobs as opening tough jar lids.

You promised you stop flaunting your muscles like that! You know I'm weak!

[Trev]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

He puts on a black leather jacket, snaps his fingers and sings the "Jet Song." It's quite effective.

Mkay.... interesting visual

[Red]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

The only time Dravyk has ever been described as "muscle," the noun has been modified by the adjective "intetellectual." When we rumble with words, we send Dravyk in. He puts on a black leather jacket, snaps his fingers and sings the "Jet Song." It's quite effective.

You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When company's expected,
You're well protected!

[Red]

Originally Posted by Trev

Mkay.... interesting visual

No, it's a very good visual. But someone, if I remember correctly, who doesn't like West Side Story wouldn't understand that.

[original_adult]

Spelling dont matter for shit. So your a dyke instead of a dike. same difference. Red is your bitch. Ok got it. So your the guy and red is the chick.

Rumble with words. Talk is cheap. I don't waste a lot of time with words.

I still want to know who I talk to to get an in around here.

[Red]

Originally Posted by original_adult

Spelling dont matter for shit. So your a dyke instead of a dike. same difference. Red is your bitch. Ok got it. So your the guy and red is the chick.

Rumble with words. Talk is cheap. I don't waste a lot of time with words.

I still want to know who I talk to to get an in around here.

If you don't waste time with words, then you ain't gonna get much talking done.
To get an in around here, the first thing you should do is stop being such an
asshole.

[original_adult]

asshole? where am i being a asshole. I am just trying to figure this place out.

So you aint the chick. Got it. So morgan is like a real aggresive femme?

Dont matter no how. I just want to get a job or 2 going.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by original_adult

asshole? where am i being a asshole. I am just trying to figure this place out.

So you aint the chick. Got it. So morgan is like a real aggresive femme?

Dont matter no how. I just want to get a job or 2 going.

What kind of "jobs" are you trying to get going, what exactly is it that you offer/need?

[TheEnforcer]

Bithces? Muscle?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by original_adult

Spelling dont matter for shit. So your a dyke instead of a dike. same difference. Red is your bitch. Ok got it. So your the guy and red is the chick.

Rumble with words. Talk is cheap. I don't waste a lot of time with words.

Oh, my goodness...where do I start?

You do, as a matter of fact, waste a great deal of time with words. I will allow you the small dignity of attempting to figure out what I just said on your own. You won't, of course, but many others will. (Note to others: no points, please. I hate it when it's this easy. Usually.)

Originally Posted by original_adult

I still want to know who I talk to to get an in around here.

I believe that I may say safely that you are as "in" as you are destined to get.

Originally Posted by original_adult

asshole? where am i being a asshole. I am just trying to figure this place out.

The answer's in the question.

Originally Posted by original_adult

So you aint the chick. Got it. So morgan is like a real aggresive femme?

I will definitely agree here. I would not categorize Red as a "chick." The reasons why are not relevant to your manner of...dare I use the word?...thinking.

I prefer my name capitilized, if holding down the shift key doesn't tax you too greatly.

In the subculture jargon you insist on using - innappropriate thought it may be - "aggressive femme" is an oxymoron. (I will pause while you research.) Back yet? We shall continue. I am definitely assertive. I am situationally aggressive. This, however, is not one of those situations. I'm afraid the other "femmes" would not find me fitting to be one of their number, for reasons too numerous to list here.

Originally Posted by original_adult

Dont matter no how. I just want to get a job or 2 going.

I would deeply appreciate it if you send me the names of anyone who contacts you with regards to doing business with you.

They shall be lobotomized immediately.

[original_adult]

I used to be in the business back when and I was the odd job man. I thought maybe I could get back into the racket.

Yeah butches and punks all over the place out in the world.

[Red]

Originally Posted by original_adult

I used to be in the business back when and I was the odd job man. I thought maybe I could get back into the racket.

Yeah butches and punks all over the place out in the world.

If you used to be in the business back when, you must have been a child prodigy, because you sound like you're only about 16 now.

Butches and punks? Oh please, give me a break.

[original_adult]

butches shoulda been bitches. I don't waste a lot of times with words in the world. Takes more words then I like to talk this way.

So you think you decide who is in around here. Maybe you do maybe you dont.

ok i got confused so I dont know if you and red are chicks or guys or what anymore.

I put capitol letters on important shit I dont waste them on the help.

Nah, an aggressive bitch is ok. I know lots of guys that would bve punked if they didnt have some mean mama waiting to lay in to them in the world.

Guys that do business with me will get what they pay for. an honest job at an honest wage. Nobody does shit better then me.

and the fancy college talk don't faze me. I can talk the talk if I need to but I dont like to seem uppitty.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by original_adult

butches shoulda been bitches. I don't waste a lot of times with words in the world. Takes more words then I like to talk this way.

So you think you decide who is in around here. Maybe you do maybe you dont.

ok i got confused so I dont know if you and red are chicks or guys or what anymore.

I put capitol letters on important shit I dont waste them on the help.

Nah, an aggressive bitch is ok. I know lots of guys that would bve punked if they didnt have some mean mama waiting to lay in to them in the world.

Guys that do business with me will get what they pay for. an honest job at an honest wage. Nobody does shit better then me.

and the fancy college talk don't faze me. I can talk the talk if I need to but I dont like to seem uppitty.

So. You desire to throw down with me. As you wish.

Listen you little squat brained weasel, you don't use more words because you only fucking know about ten. You sound like you've been punked out so many times your asshole has such an echo that your neighbors can hear your farts for days. You've got "doing shit" down to an art and I don't imagine that you could find anybody this side of an institution's walls that does shit better than you. You ain't fazed by the "college talk" because you didn't understand a word of it. I imagine "seeming uppity" isn't a real big problem for you unless you're comparing the paint jobs on the double wides with some other asshole who thinks his beer bottle collection is art. Go find some siliconed, dive bar waitress to suckle you and see if this time puberty hits.

[Red]

and the fancy college talk don't faze me. I can talk the talk if I need to but I dont like to seem uppitty.

Do you like to seem even the least bit intelligent?

[original_adult]

I dont go to the mats with content.

[PornoDoggy]

Damn.

Was reading this thread as CSN's Deja Vu was playing on the radio.

Coincidence? I think not ...

[Red]

Originally Posted by original_adult

I dont go to the mats with content.

Do you consider all women in this business content?

The content that posts on this board could wipe the floor with you.

The women of this board are bright, articulate and sexy. 3 qualities you obviously do not posess.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

You promised you stop flaunting your muscles like that! You know I'm weak!

hehe It's the only reason I didn't add I squash bugs too!