Lets let the cat out of the bag then...

[el pres]

Then the day someone pisses you off..

Brother Anthony.. Bring forth the Holy hand grenade

[sarettah]

My brain just came up with the theme song for this thing. It's to the tune of "It don't come easy" by Ringo Starr (songs is 30+years old now, should be able to get use rights pretty easy)

for the TV, radio and Billboard spots:
"If you want to build some pews then you got to pay your dues"

Inside the community when you offer incentives for posts etc:

"If you want to build some pews then you gotta get some views"




Sometimes I'm so geniusafied it sacres me

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by sarettah

My brain just came up with the theme song for this thing. It's to the tune of "It don't come easy" by Ringo Starr (songs is 30+years old now, should be able to get use rights pretty easy)

for the TV, radio and Billboard spots:
"If you want to build some pews then you got to pay your dues"

Inside the community when you offer incentives for posts etc:

"If you want to build some pews then you gotta get some views"




Sometimes I'm so geniusafied it sacres me

I can hear that in my head.
The fact that I like it scares *me*!

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by sarettah

My brain just came up with the theme song for this thing. It's to the tune of "It don't come easy" by Ringo Starr (songs is 30+years old now, should be able to get use rights pretty easy)

for the TV, radio and Billboard spots:
"If you want to build some pews then you got to pay your dues"

Inside the community when you offer incentives for posts etc:

"If you want to build some pews then you gotta get some views"




Sometimes I'm so geniusafied it sacres me

You should consider a career in the Church

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

You should consider a career in the Church

I don't think they would appreciate my viewpoint on many things, at least they didn't the last thousand times I checked.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by sarettah

I don't think they would appreciate my viewpoint on many things, at least they didn't the last thousand times I checked.

It's interesting that you've checked.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Trev

It's interesting that you've checked.

Last time I checked was a few years back when a friend invited me to sit in on a course on "miracles" at the Unity church here in KC (you talk about a cult....lololol)

Anyway, they went on about how Jesus said this and Jesus said that. I asked why they were attributing this stuff to Jesus when it had originally come from Buddha (or before him for all I really know) and they informed me that Buddha had studied Jesus. They didn't like having the fact that Buddha was here about 600 years earlier then Jesus pointed out to them for some reason.

I don't know why

[helix]

Brothers and Sisters,

Tithing is worship. It has always been more than just a tax. Tithing is recognition and worship of the One Who created and actually owns all. Worshiping God in a prescribed manner has existed since the Garden of Eden. Cain and Abel knew the correct way to worship God, but one of them chose not to worship that way. The correct way involved giving up something they owned in recognition of God in a prescribed manner. Worship cost them something then, as true worship always does.


If we do not worship God with our money, we do not really worship God. Job, Abraham and his descendants, and others living before the giving of the Law, knew that worshiping God involved sacrificing of their substance.


Any Christian who loves the Lord should desire to give everything to Him. We can and should give more than ten percent (a tithe). Tithing is just a starting place -- not a maximum limit. The tithe is like a birthday gift to a wonderful spouse, just a token reminder of their importance to you. Actually, they deserve much more -- more than it would be possible to give. Jesus is like that. He deserves more than you could possibly give. Tithing is only a reminder to you, and to Jesus, of the intent of your heart, and the place of importance He has in your life.


So PayPal your money to Brother Helix or burn in Hell for Eternity

Helix@Jebus_r0x0rs.com

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

You should consider a career in the Church

Any church worth it's virtual building is going to have a virtual choir loft.