Yous Gotta Tawk Likes a Gangster Here

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

I tells you whut. Der's dis guy. He gots a few names. One is King Kaiser. Another is "The Columbian". Another is Brucie Shoeshine (on account of his putting shoe polish in his hair.)

He like to eat alone, eh! Facia bruta! He ran away with the juice, you know. Stiffed some friends of mine for some large. He's mezza morta already, but the mortadella don't even know it.

You take the contract on this strunnz and I welcome you into my borgota. Capice?

I want him dead!

I want his family dead!

I want his fucking cat dead!!