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Old 11-04-2005   #1
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Default Re: Help Nick and a good cause...

Sure, there you sit back in your easy chair, watching the monitor, doing nothing.


Meanwhile poor Canadian entrepreneurs are in dire need. No longer can they afford the Presidential Suite, but must suffer the cruel indignaties of the Ambassador Suite.


No longer can they afford the Jaguar XK line, must shamefully purchase from the inferior XJ series. ... Please. Won't you help?


For as little as a grand a day, you can make their lives better ...
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Old 11-04-2005   #2
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Default Re: Help Nick and a good cause...

I've been much too distraught to post in this thread until now.

Small children are going door-to-door in my neighborhood with their "Help Nick" containers. School has been canceled. Churches are packed. Streets are deserted. Hollow-eyed, grey faced personal shoppers at the local Nordstroms are putting together care packages for Mrs. Ilynx and the children. The manager of Tiffany's is so upset that his hands are shaking so much he has to keep retying the white bows. I went into the local golf shoppe and the manager came forward immediately, forced a brave smile to his tear stained face, pressed my hand comfortingly and said "be brave, be strong. Nick *will* golf again. You have to believe."

This is more than I can bear.
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Old 11-04-2005   #3
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I can spare a few Oprano Points. Hope it helps.
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