Post Turtle

Defiant · 11-03-2005

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher (whose
hand was caught in a gate while working cattle), the doctor and the old
man struck up a conversation about George W. Bush being in the White
House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not being
familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post
turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued
to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong
there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb bastard get down!"

Sin · 11-03-2005

LMAO

Nice!

Red · 11-03-2005

That's a good one baby.

venturi · 11-03-2005

Bravo! LMAO

Someone with the mojo grant this boy some points!

Dravyk · 11-04-2005

Defiant, me likey!

PornoDoggy · 11-04-2005

That's pretty funny - but if I was a turtle I'd be pretty pissed.

Dale_Ryan · 11-04-2005

Damn, that's just deep man!

11-03-2005	#1
Defiant Video Editor Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 114	Post Turtle While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher (whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle), the doctor and the old man struck up a conversation about George W. Bush being in the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb bastard get down!" __________________ Do you need quality video editing? adult-video-editor.com

11-03-2005	#2
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11-04-2005	#5
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