Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters

ReighlynnRaine · 10-31-2005

Ignoring the "Sorry, no candy" sign and ringing my doorbell 20 times will NOT make candy appear.

Someone remind me to egg the neighbors house.

He said there's never any kids and not even 10 mins before my husband was supposed to get candy "just in case" a gaggle of children ring the bell. They left rather quickly so we just put out the sign and not a peep for hours. Then the door chime goes nuts and we hear kids getting all snarky about us not having candy.

Gah.

helix · 10-31-2005

They didn't get the treat, so you got the trick

Evil Chris · 10-31-2005

We had just enough candy this year to go around.

FB put the sign on the door at about 8:30 but it was all done by then anyway.
Some really cute costumes this year too.

Red · 11-01-2005

We didn't get a single kid. Which is all well and good because the dog would have been driving us crazy barking.

ReighlynnRaine · 11-01-2005

We just found out one of the reasons the doorbell has been ringing.

Seems the neighbor took our no candy sign and hung it on his own door.

Damnit.

Dravyk · 11-01-2005

You folks put out signs? If they did that here, we'd get egged! LOL!

Thought the universal "sign" is what we always do. Candy ran out after an hour and a half, so the outdoor light goes out, the light by the window goes out, the blinds go down and instant dark house.

Lots of fun. Cute costumes.

Had these two kids around 10 or 11 years old come up to me three times. I said, "What's this? You're 18th time here?" Kid said "I wondered when you'd catch on". I said "I caught on immediately, just wondering how long you were going to try it."

Then both kids say "one more! one more!" Then they both say, "he got one more from you than me, give me one more so I'm even." I said "nope, good try. see ya."

The one kid walks away the second one tries it again "But he got my piece!" I said, "Oh yeah? Then go kick your buddies ass for it." hehehe

Little bastards will grow up to be adult webmasters for sure! Program owners, in fact!

Trev · 11-01-2005

After Toni had given all of my son's candy away, I put a sign on the door simply saying "FUCK OFF!!". It worked a treat.

Dravyk · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

After Toni had given all of my son's candy away, I put a sign on the door simply saying "FUCK OFF!!". It worked a treat.

I wonder what you're like at Christmas time.

Nickatilynx · 11-01-2005

We had over 400 kids come to the door!

It was good fun.

Guessing there costume completely wrong is amusing

No egging nothing....

Some of the people my kids wisited were giving away awesome shit.

Like full bags of potato chips and shit.

Dravyk · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Some of the people my kids wisited were giving away awesome shit.

Like full bags of potato chips and shit.

I wonder if there's some place they give our Fabrege Eggs and Rolexes?

Nickatilynx · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

I wonder if there's some place they give our Fabrege Eggs and Rolexes?

Bahrain?

The Sultan used to give out Rolexes by yr dinner place setting lol , dunno if he still does.

A few years ago I used to stay at the Hyatt Regency Grand Cyprus an awful lot (90 days a yr)and got to know the senior doorman well. Played golf etc.

One time I'd just checked in and was outside , I saw him climbing out of an SL500 and said something along the lines of "fuck me business is good!!!l" and he explained what had happened.

The Sultan had flown in some of his entourage and took the entire penthouse floor.

They needed cars as they were staying a week , so he sent a lackey out and he bought 10 Benzes or so. (Well you would wouldn't you?)

When they left he gave them away as tips.

PornoDoggy · 11-01-2005

My dog was barking his ass off, and I kept asking the groups of kids coming to the house which one of them was going to volunteer to be the treat for my dog, who was hungry.

Nobody volunteered, but one little ten year old cheerleader did offer her little brother.

Trev · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

I wonder what you're like at Christmas time.

Christmas is a time of giving and I usually give them about 240 volts

Dravyk · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

Christmas is a time of giving and I usually give them about 240 volts

LMAO!

Cool story, Nick!

Dravyk · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

My dog was barking his ass off, and I kept asking the groups of kids coming to the house which one of them was going to volunteer to be the treat for my dog, who was hungry.

Nobody volunteered, but one little ten year old cheerleader did offer her little brother.

Read my first post, PD. We could feed my two 10-year-old con men to him.

SykkBoy · 11-01-2005

We had an amazing turnout....tons of kids, but unfortunately had to deal with the fucking pinhead 15 and 16 year olds who think trick or treating is fun and a hoodie is a fucking Halloween costume...we got an egg or two to the door, which is fine, it's part of Halloween and even the toilet paper in the tree was amusing, but these fucktards kicked the shit out of the jack-o-lanterns I carved and totally destroyed them, stringing them across the lawn and this was before the trick or treating had come to an end....

Nickatilynx · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy

We had an amazing turnout....tons of kids, but unfortunately had to deal with the fucking pinhead 15 and 16 year olds who think trick or treating is fun and a hoodie is a fucking Halloween costume...we got an egg or two to the door, which is fine, it's part of Halloween and even the toilet paper in the tree was amusing, but these fucktards kicked the shit out of the jack-o-lanterns I carved and totally destroyed them, stringing them across the lawn and this was before the trick or treating had come to an end....

Dude there is just so many things I can burn you over in this post....

We have the grumpy old man bitching at the kids angle..
the taking an egging and TP and just accepting it...
carving pumpkins...

;-)))

No time now , gotta run out...

Dravyk · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy

We had an amazing turnout....tons of kids, but unfortunately had to deal with the fucking pinhead 15 and 16 year olds who think trick or treating is fun and a hoodie is a fucking Halloween costume...

LMAO!

Don't you love them? Yeah, they pull their hooded-sweatshirt over as far as it will go, then they come up with their shoulders scrunched over and bending low, and a freaking white plastic bag from the local convenience store.

I ususally just look at them and give them one piece of whatever I think is the worse candy in the bowl. I'm always tempted to say "Just get a job, duuuuude."

WEGRuth · 11-01-2005

We didn't get as many as we hoped for - only about a dozen or so, but they were so cute, specially the little ones - I totally dig seeing the little (3-6 yr olds) kids dressed up with masks and looking all scary and creepy!

DrGuile · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy

We had an amazing turnout....tons of kids, but unfortunately had to deal with the fucking pinhead 15 and 16 year olds who think trick or treating is fun and a hoodie is a fucking Halloween costume...we got an egg or two to the door, which is fine, it's part of Halloween and even the toilet paper in the tree was amusing, but these fucktards kicked the shit out of the jack-o-lanterns I carved and totally destroyed them, stringing them across the lawn and this was before the trick or treating had come to an end....

I have a pellet gun for them... stings like a mother....

Funbrunette · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

Ignoring the "Sorry, no candy" sign and ringing my doorbell 20 times will NOT make candy appear.

Someone remind me to egg the neighbors house.

He said there's never any kids and not even 10 mins before my husband was supposed to get candy "just in case" a gaggle of children ring the bell. They left rather quickly so we just put out the sign and not a peep for hours. Then the door chime goes nuts and we hear kids getting all snarky about us not having candy.

Gah.

Oh that would of pissed me off big time!!!!

I put a sign and thank god no one had the guts to disturb me!

SykkBoy · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

I have a pellet gun for them... stings like a mother....

I have one as well, but it was in the closet and by the time I would have gotten it, they'd have been gone (I'll learn for next year though)

Trev · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy

I have one as well, but it was in the closet and by the time I would have gotten it, they'd have been gone (I'll learn for next year though)

Another plus with us having Bonfire night so close to Halloween is that there's no shortage of air bombs in the house... nothing deters a teenager like the thought of losing a limb

SykkBoy · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

Another plus with us having Bonfire night so close to Halloween is that there's no shortage of air bombs in the house... nothing deters a teenager like the thought of losing a limb

I need to get me a couple of those for next year...

Dravyk · 11-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

Another plus with us having Bonfire night

Isn't that Guy Fawkes Day?

Dale_Ryan · 11-02-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

Ignoring the "Sorry, no candy" sign and ringing my doorbell 20 times will NOT make candy appear.

Someone remind me to egg the neighbors house.

He said there's never any kids and not even 10 mins before my husband was supposed to get candy "just in case" a gaggle of children ring the bell. They left rather quickly so we just put out the sign and not a peep for hours. Then the door chime goes nuts and we hear kids getting all snarky about us not having candy.

Gah.

Fuck, it only took four groups of young kids to empty all our candy bags. They are a bit noisy but I enjoyed watching their nice costumes.

Sabby · 11-02-2005

I was actually dissapointed. I bought ALOT of candy!

The weather was really nice this year (NO snow yet!!!)

But...

Kids are not out trick or treating anymore... I think most of them go to organized parties... its safer. And I'm in a nice neighborhood too.

Hehehe. I gotta show you guys the pics of my dog and my son dressed in matching convict costumes. Too cute for words! (I have to blur my kids face out though cause I will not post pics of my kids on a public forum).

Sabby

Sabby · 11-02-2005

And... If I dont stop eating all this left over candy my ass is gonna look like Amber's soon!

At least I know Sergie will love me

Sabby

MorganGrayson · 11-02-2005

A knock on my door actually stunned me this Halloween. I thought "oh, no!" and answered the door. The lady next door had brought her 7 week old baby over to show me his "cat costume." Oh, seriously cute! What a bright baby! Even at that young age, he was thoughtfully moving his fingers as he watched my hand wave at him with a "hmmm...this is interesting" expression. The baby was all smiles, causing his mother to say "boy, he really likes you!"

I brought over a baby present and a boquet of flowers for them yesterday because they brightened my holiday so much.

10-31-2005	#1
ReighlynnRaine Punk Rock Porn Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 548	Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters Ignoring the "Sorry, no candy" sign and ringing my doorbell 20 times will NOT make candy appear. Someone remind me to egg the neighbors house. He said there's never any kids and not even 10 mins before my husband was supposed to get candy "just in case" a gaggle of children ring the bell. They left rather quickly so we just put out the sign and not a peep for hours. Then the door chime goes nuts and we hear kids getting all snarky about us not having candy. Gah. __________________ Pretend I said something interesting and quote me. - ME

10-31-2005	#2
helix Jebus loves me Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 40 Oz to Freedom Posts: 857	Re: Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters They didn't get the treat, so you got the trick __________________ Sigless

10-31-2005	#3
Evil Chris Looking Job #6 for the Year Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,786	Re: Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters We had just enough candy this year to go around. FB put the sign on the door at about 8:30 but it was all done by then anyway. Some really cute costumes this year too. __________________ *I will talk shit about you if I think you wont find out.*

11-01-2005	#4
Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Re: Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters We didn't get a single kid. Which is all well and good because the dog would have been driving us crazy barking. __________________

11-01-2005	#5
ReighlynnRaine Punk Rock Porn Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 548	Re: Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters We just found out one of the reasons the doorbell has been ringing. Seems the neighbor took our no candy sign and hung it on his own door. Damnit. __________________ Pretend I said something interesting and quote me. - ME

11-01-2005	#6
Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Re: Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters You folks put out signs? If they did that here, we'd get egged! LOL! Thought the universal "sign" is what we always do. Candy ran out after an hour and a half, so the outdoor light goes out, the light by the window goes out, the blinds go down and instant dark house. Lots of fun. Cute costumes. Had these two kids around 10 or 11 years old come up to me three times. I said, "What's this? You're 18th time here?" Kid said "I wondered when you'd catch on". I said "I caught on immediately, just wondering how long you were going to try it." Then both kids say "one more! one more!" Then they both say, "he got one more from you than me, give me one more so I'm even." I said "nope, good try. see ya." The one kid walks away the second one tries it again "But he got my piece!" I said, "Oh yeah? Then go kick your buddies ass for it." hehehe Little bastards will grow up to be adult webmasters for sure! Program owners, in fact! __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

11-01-2005	#7
Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	Re: Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters After Toni had given all of my son's candy away, I put a sign on the door simply saying "FUCK OFF!!". It worked a treat. __________________ Sucks to be you.

11-01-2005	#9
Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Re: Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters We had over 400 kids come to the door! It was good fun. Guessing there costume completely wrong is amusing No egging nothing.... Some of the people my kids wisited were giving away awesome shit. Like full bags of potato chips and shit.

11-01-2005	#12
PornoDoggy Cramming 3 people in a Room to Attend Show Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Amid the Cornfields of Illinois Posts: 5,366	Re: Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters My dog was barking his ass off, and I kept asking the groups of kids coming to the house which one of them was going to volunteer to be the treat for my dog, who was hungry. Nobody volunteered, but one little ten year old cheerleader did offer her little brother. __________________ SEX STORY TEXT Exotic Material for Adult Websites Available for part time (project or ongoing) work ...

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SykkBoy Polishing the Chrome on Bishops Motorcycle $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hell: Bowels : Level 9 Posts: 4,153	Re: Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters We had an amazing turnout....tons of kids, but unfortunately had to deal with the fucking pinhead 15 and 16 year olds who think trick or treating is fun and a hoodie is a fucking Halloween costume...we got an egg or two to the door, which is fine, it's part of Halloween and even the toilet paper in the tree was amusing, but these fucktards kicked the shit out of the jack-o-lanterns I carved and totally destroyed them, stringing them across the lawn and this was before the trick or treating had come to an end.... __________________ ADULT PAYMASTER - All Site Access - Paying $70 October 5th! "Love your enemies...just in case your friends turn out to be bastards." - unknown

11-01-2005	#19
WEGRuth Members Join Date: May 2005 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 63	Re: Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters We didn't get as many as we hoped for - only about a dozen or so, but they were so cute, specially the little ones - I totally dig seeing the little (3-6 yr olds) kids dressed up with masks and looking all scary and creepy! __________________ Hit me up on ICQ #233854608

11-02-2005	#27
Sabby GOLD DIGGER Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,421	Re: Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters I was actually dissapointed. I bought ALOT of candy! The weather was really nice this year (NO snow yet!!!) But... Kids are not out trick or treating anymore... I think most of them go to organized parties... its safer. And I'm in a nice neighborhood too. Hehehe. I gotta show you guys the pics of my dog and my son dressed in matching convict costumes. Too cute for words! (I have to blur my kids face out though cause I will not post pics of my kids on a public forum). Sabby

11-02-2005	#28
Sabby GOLD DIGGER Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,421	Re: Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters And... If I dont stop eating all this left over candy my ass is gonna look like Amber's soon! At least I know Sergie will love me Sabby

11-02-2005	#29
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Frikkin Trick-or-Treaters A knock on my door actually stunned me this Halloween. I thought "oh, no!" and answered the door. The lady next door had brought her 7 week old baby over to show me his "cat costume." Oh, seriously cute! What a bright baby! Even at that young age, he was thoughtfully moving his fingers as he watched my hand wave at him with a "hmmm...this is interesting" expression. The baby was all smiles, causing his mother to say "boy, he really likes you!" I brought over a baby present and a boquet of flowers for them yesterday because they brightened my holiday so much.

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