non adult sponsor suggestions?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by sarettah

You can send all the non-adult traffic you want to http://www.weekend-jewelry.com

We don't have an affiliate program, but at Christmas, when you are looking for something for the wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, goatfriend... We can make your shopping a whole lot more inexpensive

let me picture it....

here is one side of the convo...


"Hello darlink , merry Xmass. Here is your present , merry xmass to my beautiful woman........Yes thats right ,its made of paper, clever huh?.......Yes its made paper , we just covered that........No the real jewlery stores weren't closed.......LOL it cost more than that...ok it didn't cost that much...what do you mean "at least you aren't stpid enough to pay more than $150 for it"......look at the workmanship.......No the taxman hasn't frozen all our assets again , we are rolling in it....Ah....geez...thanks my darling...The submariner is pimping!!....so you do like it really huh?....oh thats great...OK...enough of this bullshit its too cruel...of course I didn't get you paper jewlery ahahahahahahahah just a joke. But the real present is coming later....I know it is sorta nice....yup it is well made...LOL...you are right though , what type of fucking loser would give this stuff as a present.....now excuse me , just got a few business calls {{{where the fuckam I gonna find a jewelry shop , or FUCK a car dealership open on Xmass day}}}...ahahahahahaha jazz yes that is funny , "welfare jewelry" ahahahahaha good one!!! {{{spoilt little bitch!}}}
Well I got just a couple of calls to make....it will be here later honeybunches, honest....{{fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wonder if a Benz dealership is open}}}


;-)))


You are trying to have me whacked aren't ya....just following a long and tortuous plan about it

[MorganGrayson]

Oh, Nick, go seriously fuck yourself.

Out of the many things I resent in your laboriously typed rant, several rise to the surface. One, is the gross insult to Mrs. Nick, who already knows all about laquered paper jewelry even if you don't. "Greedy bitch," indeed. Trust me, any woman who hands finger paints to a toddler has her priorities correctly aligned.

The other is that you obviously appreciate both art and craft, both of which are amply displayed in the jewelry. Unless you believe that "art" only exists on the wall and as a rider on your insurance plan.

Third, and tossed in for the helluvait, is that I like telling you to go seriously fuck yourself.

Sarettah, tell the missus my order will be coming soon. I made the mistake of showing the site to offspring. Lust ensued....

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Oh, Nick, go seriously fuck yourself.

Out of the many things I resent in your laboriously typed rant, several rise to the surface. One, is the gross insult to Mrs. Nick, who already knows all about laquered paper jewelry even if you don't. "Greedy bitch," indeed. Trust me, any woman who hands finger paints to a toddler has her priorities correctly aligned.

The other is that you obviously appreciate both art and craft, both of which are amply displayed in the jewelry. Unless you believe that "art" only exists on the wall and as a rider on your insurance plan.

Third, and tossed in for the helluvait, is that I like telling you to go seriously fuck yourself.

Sarettah, tell the missus my order will be coming soon. I made the mistake of showing the site to offspring. Lust ensued....

Firstly ..ummm your sense of humour seems to be lacking.
Secondly go fuckyourself you met my wife briefly and you now think you know her better than I do?ahahahahahahahahhaha

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Firstly ..ummm your sense of humour seems to be lacking.
Secondly go fuckyourself you met my wife briefly and you now think you know her better than I do?ahahahahahahahahhaha

My sense of humor is lacking.
I only met your wife briefly and of course I do not think I know her better than you do.

Obviously I have failed miserably in my attempts to exercise my sense of humor so I will cease all attempts immediately and proceed to go fuck myself.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

proceed to go fuck myself.

And now you're gonna spam other boards eh ?

[DrGuile]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

let me picture it....

here is one side of the convo...


"Hello darlink , merry Xmass. Here is your present , merry xmass to my beautiful woman........Yes thats right ,its made of paper, clever huh?.......Yes its made paper , we just covered that........No the real jewlery stores weren't closed.......LOL it cost more than that...ok it didn't cost that much...what do you mean "at least you aren't stpid enough to pay more than $150 for it"......look at the workmanship.......No the taxman hasn't frozen all our assets again , we are rolling in it....Ah....geez...thanks my darling...The submariner is pimping!!....so you do like it really huh?....oh thats great...OK...enough of this bullshit its too cruel...of course I didn't get you paper jewlery ahahahahahahahah just a joke. But the real present is coming later....I know it is sorta nice....yup it is well made...LOL...you are right though , what type of fucking loser would give this stuff as a present.....now excuse me , just got a few business calls {{{where the fuckam I gonna find a jewelry shop , or FUCK a car dealership open on Xmass day}}}...ahahahahahaha jazz yes that is funny , "welfare jewelry" ahahahahaha good one!!! {{{spoilt little bitch!}}}
Well I got just a couple of calls to make....it will be here later honeybunches, honest....{{fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wonder if a Benz dealership is open}}}


;-)))


You are trying to have me whacked aren't ya....just following a long and tortuous plan about it

Lol, for added thrill, give her the elephant one:


"An Elephant? What the hell are your trying to say?!?"