Proposal ideas

Dravyk · 10-12-2005

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Originally Posted by JR

dress up as a circus clown with big hair, big shoes, red nose and assless chaps carrying a bloody axe. just come home, walk in the door and don't say anything to her. walk right over to the couch and sit down without so much as a peep. when she starts trying to make small talk, hoping you haven't gone completely nuts and is becoming visibly worried... just ignore her. the blank, emotionless stare is key here. as her concern turns to panic - jump up and start swinging the axe around wildly while screaming "they are eating my brain". as you have her backed into a corner, crying and begging for her life pull out the ring as say "honey, you know i love you... will you be my wife" - but the key is to keep the axe raised so she see's the fake blood on dripping down it so she is still not really sure if you are going to take a swipe at her or not. if she says "no" just go with your emotions at this point.

I'm guessing you're single?

JR · 10-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

I'm guessing you're single?

been married for a few years now.

Dravyk · 10-12-2005

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Originally Posted by JR

been married for a few years now.

Eh, shoulda known!

Ok, fess up then. How did you propose?

JR · 10-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Eh, shoulda known!

Ok, fess up then. How did you propose?

i took her hand, looked deep into her eyes and said "look, in spite of what other people keep telling me, i think you are good enough - here is your ring and by the way, where's my dinner?"

honestly, there was no ceremony. we both wanted to be together forever and we both knew that. we saw no reason to cheapen our relationship and what we have by hiding rings in a desert and pretending the moment is a surprise.

.... and if it is a suprise... then its far too early to consider marriage. its not exactly like bringing home a kitten or something.

Trev · 10-12-2005

She's a very fine looking woman.

Though she may need to have someone take a look at that ooogly thing growing out of the left side of her head

Dravyk · 10-12-2005

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Originally Posted by JR

honestly, there was no ceremony. we both wanted to be together forever and we both knew that. we saw no reason to cheapen our relationship and what we have by hiding rings in a desert and pretending the moment is a surprise.

.... and if it is a suprise... then its far too early to consider marriage. its not exactly like bringing home a kitten or something.

Power to you! Nice sentiment, JR.

And btw, you look like Matt Damon in the Bourne movies.

Trev · 10-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Power to you! Nice sentiment, JR.

And btw, you look like Matt Damon in the Bourne movies.

Y'think

When was the last time you had your glasses checked.

Dravyk · 10-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

Y'think

When was the last time you had your glasses checked.

Trev, apparently long before you went totally blind.

... Sorry, JR! Hey you look better than me!

JR · 10-12-2005

that was me at 190 and 16-17% bodyfat. today i am 250 and about 20% bodyfat. hopefully, by march i will be able to get back down to around 12-15% and see signs of my abs again

my wife is a vegetarian mostly... so when she starts cooking, i shrink to nothing.

Steady · 10-12-2005

When I propose I will show up on a white horse wearing a knights shining armor.

I will get off my horse, get on one knee and say.

...Long live my queen. Please do me the honor of being my wife...

Trev · 10-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Steady

When I propose I will show up on a white horse wearing a knights shining armor.

I will get off my horse, get on one knee and say.

...Long live my queen. Please do me the honor of being my wife...

Now this could be a knee bender...

Hopefully she's swooning and not planning to land you with one.

JR · 10-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Power to you! Nice sentiment, JR.

And btw, you look like Matt Damon in the Bourne movies.

when i was little... 8 Is Enough was popular and i looked exacty like Adam Rich. it was weird. I was the same age etc and people always wanted to talk to me and take pictures with me. it took me a couple years of that to understand why

Dravyk · 10-12-2005

LOL! Adam Rich ... I remember him.

And why I watched that show at the time, I have no clue. I'll have to blame it on being young and my folks.

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Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	Re: Proposal ideas She's a very fine looking woman. Though she may need to have someone take a look at that ooogly thing growing out of the left side of her head __________________ Sucks to be you.

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JR Members The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: in my chair Posts: 3,320	Re: Proposal ideas that was me at 190 and 16-17% bodyfat. today i am 250 and about 20% bodyfat. hopefully, by march i will be able to get back down to around 12-15% and see signs of my abs again my wife is a vegetarian mostly... so when she starts cooking, i shrink to nothing. __________________

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Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Re: Proposal ideas LOL! Adam Rich ... I remember him. And why I watched that show at the time, I have no clue. I'll have to blame it on being young and my folks. __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

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