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Old 10-11-2005   #1
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Default Re: Cursed Fortune Cookies

I have friends who enjoy adding, "in bed" at the end of whatever the fortune cookie says.

So mine today would have been "Pick another fortune cookie in bed" Not so amusing.
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Old 10-11-2005   #2
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I like messing with people. So when someone says "What's your message say?" I'll read them only a part of it and make it sound like something else.

Like "Uh oh. It says people are after me, their going to find me." "What? That's not what it says." And then they take it from me and read "People will find you a charming person to be with."

Or I'll open it up and give out a sorta sexual "mmm" sound and say "Oh, it says I'm going to be on top". "No it doesn't, give me that!" And it says "You're on top of the world."

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Old 10-11-2005   #3
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I have friends who enjoy adding, "in bed" at the end of whatever the fortune cookie says.

So mine today would have been "Pick another fortune cookie in bed" Not so amusing.

I love that game!
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Old 10-11-2005   #4
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I love that game!
me too, except mine ends with "in my pants"
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