When bad ideas turn into patents...

[corvett]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Agreed on the toaster!

It took many a drink filled night to come up with that. We talked about ...

- bowling balls (to heavy to carry to the bar, too heavy to throw, hurting the bartender? naw, that was fine, but it might hit a full row of bottles! couldn't have that.

- yoyos (string too short)

- anvils (only works on cartoons)

- cream pies (guy has to pour, so we figured he'll need to see, not to mention the urge to throw them at people on the way to the bar would be too compelling)

... you get the idea. Toasters were light, make a great BONG sound when hit on the side of the head, you can get some Xena action going with the cord if you want ...

You couldn’t use a boomerang, mate?

[Red]

Originally Posted by corvett

You couldn’t use a boomerang, mate?

Now THAT'S a good idea.

It would save money on toasters.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by corvett

You couldn’t use a boomerang, mate?

We were probably looking for more common items.

That said though, boomergang is a great idea, Corvett!! Five points!