When bad ideas turn into patents...

MorganGrayson · 10-06-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Knowing when your beer is getting low is the responsibility of the serving wench.

You just *had* to get that word into a thread today, didn't you, PD?

Dravyk, pushpills...so now a little light goes off that gets to be ignored? I think you're actually better off with the thrown toaster idea. If you're sober enough to wing the bartender with a thrown object...you're sober enough for another beer.

Dravyk · 10-06-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

You just *had* to get that word into a thread today, didn't you, PD?

Dravyk, pushpills...so now a little light goes off that gets to be ignored? I think you're actually better off with the thrown toaster idea. If you're sober enough to wing the bartender with a thrown object...you're sober enough for another beer.

Agreed on the toaster!

It took many a drink filled night to come up with that. We talked about ...

- bowling balls (to heavy to carry to the bar, too heavy to throw, hurting the bartender? naw, that was fine, but it might hit a full row of bottles! couldn't have that.

- yoyos (string too short)

- anvils (only works on cartoons)

- cream pies (guy has to pour, so we figured he'll need to see, not to mention the urge to throw them at people on the way to the bar would be too compelling)

... you get the idea. Toasters were light, make a great BONG sound when hit on the side of the head, you can get some Xena action going with the cord if you want ...

MorganGrayson · 10-06-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Agreed on the toaster!

It took many a drink filled night to come up with that. We talked about ...

- bowling balls (to heavy to carry to the bar, too heavy to throw, hurting the bartender? naw, that was fine, but it might hit a full row of bottles! couldn't have that.

- yoyos (string too short)

- anvils (only works on cartoons)

- cream pies (guy has to pour, so we figured he'll need to see, not to mention the urge to throw them at people on the way to the bar would be too compelling)

... you get the idea. Toasters were light, make a great BONG sound when hit on the side of the head, you can get some Xena action going with the cord if you want ...

I'm actually impressed with the amount of analytical thought that went into that!!!

Dravyk · 10-06-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I'm actually impressed with the amount of analytical thought that went into that!!!

You should have seen the empty pitchers that went into that!

MorganGrayson · 10-06-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

You should have seen the empty pitchers that went into that!

I have the feeling *those* would have impressed me as well...more of a horrified reaction, actually.

OldJeff · 10-08-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I'm actually impressed with the amount of analytical thought that went into that!!!

I am actually fucking scared of the amount of thinking that went into that.

corvett · 10-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Agreed on the toaster!

It took many a drink filled night to come up with that. We talked about ...

- bowling balls (to heavy to carry to the bar, too heavy to throw, hurting the bartender? naw, that was fine, but it might hit a full row of bottles! couldn't have that.

- yoyos (string too short)

- anvils (only works on cartoons)

- cream pies (guy has to pour, so we figured he'll need to see, not to mention the urge to throw them at people on the way to the bar would be too compelling)

... you get the idea. Toasters were light, make a great BONG sound when hit on the side of the head, you can get some Xena action going with the cord if you want ...

You couldn’t use a boomerang, mate?