A Book To Finally Answer That Question That Burns Deep Inside Us All

[PornoDoggy]

I believe one should one at least one dog and one cat in order to ensure mental balance.

A dog LOVES you. Yell at it, kick it, forget to feed it - it will still come up and lick your hand and let you know you are the most important person on the planet.

You can buy a cat an entire fresh tuna, and three hours later it will still shit in your slippers because you refused to wake up from a dead sleep to clean out the one soiled spot in an otherwise perfectly clean litterbox.

It's like, ying and yang, man ...

[CDSmith]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

A dog LOVES you. Yell at it, kick it, forget to feed it - it will still come up and lick your hand and let you know you are the most important person on the planet.

You can buy a cat an entire fresh tuna, and three hours later it will still shit in your slippers because you refused to wake up from a dead sleep to clean out the one soiled spot in an otherwise perfectly clean litterbox.

It's like, ying and yang, man ...

One who obviously knows the drill.

I'll stick with my pooch.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I believe one should one at least one dog and one cat in order to ensure mental balance.

A dog LOVES you. Yell at it, kick it, forget to feed it - it will still come up and lick your hand and let you know you are the most important person on the planet.

You can buy a cat an entire fresh tuna, and three hours later it will still shit in your slippers because you refused to wake up from a dead sleep to clean out the one soiled spot in an otherwise perfectly clean litterbox.

It's like, ying and yang, man ...

I have a theory about that. Dogs have been domesticated for at least 15,000 years, probably 20 thousand , when man was still a hunter-gatherer. Cats on the other hand were domesticated compartively recently in ancient Eqypt about 4,000 years ago to kill snakes. Maybe (or not) that time difference explains why dogs and cats are the way they are. Just a theory.

[PornoDoggy]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

I have a theory about that. Dogs have been domesticated for at least 15,000 years, probably 20 thousand , when man was still a hunter-gatherer. Cats on the other hand were domesticated compartively recently in ancient Eqypt about 4,000 years ago to kill snakes. Maybe (or not) that time difference explains why dogs and cats are the way they are. Just a theory.

Could be they are just operating on a higher plane, and are far more in touch with their inner bastard than dogs are.

[JR]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

I have a theory about that. Dogs have been domesticated for at least 15,000 years, probably 20 thousand , when man was still a hunter-gatherer. Cats on the other hand were domesticated compartively recently in ancient Eqypt about 4,000 years ago to kill snakes. Maybe (or not) that time difference explains why dogs and cats are the way they are. Just a theory.

woman were domesticated long before dogs. .. your theory does not explain why they are how they are.

[Dravyk]

You live dangerously, JR.

[Raven]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I believe one should one at least one dog and one cat in order to ensure mental balance.

A dog LOVES you. Yell at it, kick it, forget to feed it - it will still come up and lick your hand and let you know you are the most important person on the planet.

You can buy a cat an entire fresh tuna, and three hours later it will still shit in your slippers because you refused to wake up from a dead sleep to clean out the one soiled spot in an otherwise perfectly clean litterbox.

It's like, ying and yang, man ...

Then, mental balance and I shall never be friends, as I have a dog who eats pussy.

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I believe one should one at least one dog and one cat in order to ensure mental balance.

A dog LOVES you. Yell at it, kick it, forget to feed it - it will still come up and lick your hand and let you know you are the most important person on the planet.

You can buy a cat an entire fresh tuna, and three hours later it will still shit in your slippers because you refused to wake up from a dead sleep to clean out the one soiled spot in an otherwise perfectly clean litterbox.

It's like, ying and yang, man ...

hahahha, I guess you was or still are a cat owner?

Unless I married a girl with a cat, I will NEVER own one, which
I know, a girl has a pussy, but were talking feline here.
Besides, cats are rumored to steal your breath away while you sleep.