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Old 10-04-2005   #1
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You suck

who makes their birthstone a diamond?

I was just thinking about getting my gf a present with her birthstone... then I found out its a diamond...now I can't do that without implying I want to marry her

damnit


I'll just get her McDonald's
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Old 10-04-2005   #2
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You suck

who makes their birthstone a diamond?

I was just thinking about getting my gf a present with her birthstone... then I found out its a diamond...now I can't do that without implying I want to marry her

damnit


I'll just get her McDonald's
The marriage implication is only if you get her a ring. You can get her a pendant or earrings.
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My birthday is April and I despise diamonds. All those great colored stones out there and what did I get? Clear.
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Old 10-04-2005   #4
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Nope....

I'm paranoid

ANY ring implies marriage.. diamond or not... I refuse to buy rings..... Diamonds imply marriage regardless...

Inconsiderate april people if you ask me :P
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Give her a coupon for Bhelliom lovin'....


or a pen clock... its a pen, but with a clock in it....
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These are all the rage right now...
http://cgi.ebay.com/100-Authentic-Gu...QQcmdZViewItem

just a suggestion...
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Old 10-04-2005   #7
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a pen clock? that's the greatest invention i've ever heard of :P

you'll make millions

I should get her slippers and a dildo.....
if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself :O

in all honesty... I trash talk alot... but I do like her.... (I know you read this forum hon)
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or a pen clock... its a pen, but with a clock in it....
Damn I miss that show... sad I know.
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These are all the rage right now...
http://cgi.ebay.com/100-Authentic-Gu...QQcmdZViewItem

just a suggestion...
$94.... she'll get some free one's if she signs up.
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chris... those are awesome... she'd love those
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These are all the rage right now...
http://cgi.ebay.com/100-Authentic-Gu...QQcmdZViewItem

just a suggestion...
Now *that* is a gift I'd love to get.
(My husband just called you a bad name, Chris, right in the middle of his workplace and he has no idea why! )
I adore silver jewelry and I'm also a sucker for things engraved with my name or initials. (Or a lovely sentiment.)
You could do a whole lot worse than this gift, Bhelliom.
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lol thanks Morgan...I get points no matter what since this is a "just because" present
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only problem is the seller is from south korea.... and I'm usually a little leery about "authentic" designer things from korea....
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Those are pretty cool, Chris!
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I got those for my son.

He then lost them lol
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only problem is the seller is from south korea.... and I'm usually a little leery about "authentic" designer things from korea....
He get's em out... fast. Less than 5 working days to my front door.

Uh oh... what did I start here?
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only problem is the seller is from south korea.... and I'm usually a little leery about "authentic" designer things from korea....

definitely 100% fake... no dout, garanteed...
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Old 10-04-2005   #18
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Lol actually I really appreciate the idea...

I'm not sure how much these ones are .... but if they're way more expensive then I'll do the first ones

http://www2.gucci.com/int/product-sh...J8540_9066.asp

same tag but 18kt white gold with diamonds

Thanks again chris


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definitely 100% fake... no dout, garanteed...
They appear real to me. I have a set right here and I still wouldn't say 100% guaranteed but they look real, are serialized with authentic insignia. *shrug*
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They appear real to me. I have a set right here and I still wouldn't say 100% guaranteed but they look real, are serialized with authentic insignia. *shrug*
That's the idea...

Saw a story on tv about a Chinese plant/shop where they took a Callaway driver that was just released, and they had a fake for sale 2 weeks later.
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That's the idea...

Saw a story on tv about a Chinese plant/shop where they took a Callaway driver that was just released, and they had a fake for sale 2 weeks later.
Could be... dunno.
I also saw that story. They were saying that 30% of drivers in the golf shops were knock offs... or something like that. A crazy high number.
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My dog tags didn't cost me that much ...

hell, the set that listed my religion as pagan only cost me a six-pack of Michelob ...
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