Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex?

[OldJeff]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

WOW! It's hard to think of just one! I really have done so many stupid things for sex!

There was the time I was banging my old girlfriend's cousin, in her cousin's bed, with my girlfriend in the next room. Yes, I did get caught, but that didn't end the relationship. That ended when she caught me banging the same cousin in her car right outside of my girlfriend's house!!

There was also that time when my own cousin was blowing me in the laundry room of her house (I was 14, she was 15), and her father (my uncle) walked in on us. That was a fun time too!

Ah, the memories.....

And all this time I thought West Virginia had the market cornered on fucking your relatives.

[Grump]

Inside the Statue of Liberty, behind some drop cloths under some scafolding in an area where some sort of work was being done. While tours were going on. She was noisy and I never considered the echos inside a hollow metal structure. I should have.

[ReighlynnRaine]

Originally Posted by Grump

Inside the Statue of Liberty, behind some drop cloths under some scafolding in an area where some sort of work was being done. While tours were going on. She was noisy and I never considered the echos inside a hollow metal structure. I should have.

So did you get busted?

[Grump]

Yep,and escorted off the island.

[ReighlynnRaine]

egads. But at least you have a great story.

[Grump]

Just another historic place to add to the list that we are not allowed back to

It was the dumbest in terms of I should have known we'd get caught, not the most risky or fun though. For most risky my vote has to go to the "Heart" at the Franklin Institute in Philly.

Surprisingly we are allowed in there still. LOL!

[ReighlynnRaine]

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Grump

Just another historic place to add to the list that we are not allowed back to

It was the dumbest in terms of I should have known we'd get caught, not the most risky or fun though. For most risky my vote has to go to the "Heart" at the Franklin Institute in Philly.

Surprisingly we are allowed in there still. LOL!

You did it in "the heart"? Damn!!

[DannyCox]

Originally Posted by OldJeff

And all this time I thought West Virginia had the market cornered on fucking your relatives.

Nope, when you are a young teen with a constant erection, and a hot cousin willing to take care of the problem, your location has nothing to do with it at all. We're all West Virginians at that point

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

Nope, when you are a young teen with a constant erection, and a hot cousin willing to take care of the problem, your location has nothing to do with it at all. We're all West Virginians at that point

... Suddenly thinking of "cousins" Ellie May and Daisy Duke for some reason.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

... Suddenly thinking of "cousins" Ellie May and Daisy Duke for some reason.

But dude , we all know you'd SETTLE for Cousin It.

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha


I HAD to!!!

It was just hanging there!!

;-))

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

But dude , we all know you'd SETTLE for Cousin It.

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

I HAD to!!!

It was just hanging there!!

;-))

LMAO! No problem!!




Btw, I heard you gave up wanking to have sex with "Thing". Is there a difference?

Ducking and running!

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

LMAO! No problem!!




Btw, I heard you gave up wanking to have sex with "Thing". Is there a difference?

Ducking and running!

Its not bad.

But it would never stop a total wanker like you from being one

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Its not bad.

But it would never stop a total wanker like you from being one

Well then I have to hand it to you.

[OldJeff]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

Nope, when you are a young teen with a constant erection, and a hot cousin willing to take care of the problem, your location has nothing to do with it at all. We're all West Virginians at that point

LMAO

You know Dan, I can not read your name without thinking of smoked meat sandwiches at that diner so many years ago.

[DannyCox]

Originally Posted by OldJeff

You know Dan, I can not read your name without thinking of smoked meat sandwiches at that diner so many years ago.

Damn! That was back in 1999, I believe. I can't even remember where we went, whether it was Ben's or Shwartz's! Stan and Billy were with us, as I think it was Stan who was bugging me to try that smoked meat stuff.