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Sorry, but I find this disturbing.
Maybe that's what the picture taker wanted. It's still wrong imho!
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Roman, Greek children wouldn't have this kind of reaction and neither would their parents
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I'm afraid if I'd gone in expecting to see "paintings" and ran into this, there would have been hell to pay.
Nice sculpture, Serge. I'm afraid not a lot of Americans even know what a Satyr is anymore.
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I was just commenting to my husband and sister that we should get something like that sculpture for the front lawn. Appearently I am alone in thinking this.
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Now...please describe in the greta details your definition of "hell to pay"
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you are not...after Al Goldstein declared bancrupcy, I was seeking him to buy his famous finger statue for my lawn
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My bastard kids would probably giggle and then one would explain to my wife
"Thats sorta what I saw Dad doing with the nanny....." ;-)))) |
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In all seriousness...
the kids are obviously shocked.In order to be shocked they need to have some knowledge of the content. Why is their knowledge limited? And why is what knowledge they have leading them to feel shocked. |
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LOL I must say I'd have checked out the art gallery prior to bringing the kids |
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Might have been a good idea. ![]() In all seriousness, I have never been to an art museum. I live in Nowhereville. But I would hope that exhibits like that aren't in the general section.
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forgive me for being rational, but what evidence is there in the pic, that they are reacting to the painting in the background?
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damn does that dude fucking the goat look like brandon or what ?
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I say they just heard the news on the radio about the hurricanes...
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oh yes they are... Saturn devourishing his children http://www.spanisharts.com/prado/goya/saturno.htm this one would put the fear of God and parents in the little buggers more than some cock sticking out of the ass.
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I like that one of Saturn
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They are in the general section? Did I understand you right?
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Yes, they are....but, it's a very small Museum in Madrid called Prado and the painter is only known to a few geeks, his name is Goya. Here is another paiting in that museum, http://www.spanisharts.com/prado/rubens/gracias.htm from barely known artist Rubens Selena, stay away from museums and especialy shield children from them.
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Actually, I see a big difference in the work of the "little known" Rubens and a painting showing a sexual act being in a general area of a museum. That's me. Oh, and even in Nowheresville we've heard of Goya. They reproduce his works on the side of their 4 x 4's that they go muddin' in.
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exactly, I always told my children that no sexual act was involved in their birth. I also told them that their mother was a virgin and this is what I expected from them forever.
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another one from general area in Naples Archeological Museum.
http://nocomments.com/2/sicily/imagepages/image51.html Lots of Italian males claim to be the decendants of this guy.
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If that were thrue, then that would have been your choice, wouldn't it? I'm all about parents having choices. Which is why I didn't think the original pic posted here made the woman (who we assume to be the mother) look bad. If the scenario is that they unwittingly came across the painting of a tongued pussy in a general museum, then the choice was removed for her. If she chose to take them to an exhibit of sexually explict art, then perhaps the children were expressing awe at the size of the dildo or whatever it is crammed up the ass.
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Some great pics ..
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just FYI, there's no "general" and "adult" section in a Museum.... it's not a Blockbuster...
That first painting is crap, not because it's shocking, but simply because it's not very good (personal opinion). Compare it to the others Serge posted, and there's a world of difference...
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One...I'm taking children of that age. Two...I've checked out the museum ahead of time, received a catalogue, and in general satisfied myself that the paintings are such that we can stand in front of them and either appreciate the art or begin a dialogue. Note: I did not censor my children's exposure to the world. My kids (and hence every one of their friends) all got honest answers to honest questions.) The middle school art department was given a budget that covered pencils. The teacher spent all summer cutting paintings out of magazines and buying postcards so she'd have something to teach with. On my kid's birthdays, I continued a tradition started in elementary school, which is on their birthday, they gave a book to the library. My youngest gave her art teacher a massive art book - the only damned one the teacher had. We went through it, nudes and all. Three...what does "hell to pay" mean? With me, yelling. I'm not the censorship type. I take responsibility for what I do. *I* brought my kids there. I doubt any of us would have collapsed in shock in front of that painting. We would have discussed it, how art is subjective, and how acts that might be perfectly natural and quite fun look pretty stupid when they're frozen in time like that. I wouldn't sue; I wouldn't picket; I'd probably just use a lot of rough talk at the curator while my children muttered "oh, for heaven's sake, Mom!" Now, if I was taking these same children when they were older...I'd be the one standing off to the side muttering "I do NOT know these people" as they critiqued the painting and made better suggestions in voices that rang off the museum walls. |
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Now, for the record: how many times have you been to the art museums? Where? How often each? Have you ever actualy DONE what you are preaching?
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And as for the rest...yes, I have. I've had every possible discussion about sex that it's possible to have with every age of child. Art, television, movies...and most of all, real life. I don't know exactly what the hell you're trying to get started here, Serge, but you might want to remeber I learned to piss from YOU before you start anything. Have a nice day.
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They are valid questions....
Which art galleries have you gone to? When and where? ![]()
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You two gentlemen seem to be laboring under the mistaken impression that my personal life is an open book for anyone to take potshots at. *I* choose what I will and will not discuss on this board.
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I fail to see that saying "in the late 80s I went to the Guggenheim " is in anyway prying over your personal life. Certainly less prying than some of the above info in the posts you volenteered...LOL ;-))) |
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Most of the museums in Ottawa the MET in NYC twice, some private collection in NYC too Louvre in Paris twice Domaine de Sceau' gallery near paris One gallery in Amsterdam alot of churches too that had some nice pieces...
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Now phone that gallery will ya and get the "frenchy" price on that acrylic
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Nick, we got her. For the record: Morgan has made a statement she can't substantiate whatsoever. ...and it wasn't the use of "fuck" what gave it away ![]() Sorry, Morgan, "THINK" before you hit SUBMIT the next time ![]() I do, and if you proclaim to be my prodigy, so should you!
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