Bill and Monica Immortalized

PornoDoggy · 09-23-2005

Chinese company names condoms after Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky

Associated Press
Posted September 21 2005, 9:30 AM EDT

BEIJING -- A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, apparently seeking to exploit the White House affair that led to the impeachment of America's 42nd president.

Spokesman Liu Wenhua of the Guangzhou Rubber Group said the company was handing out 100,000 free Clinton and Lewinsky condoms as part of a promotion to raise consumer awareness of its new products.

He said that after the promotion ends, the Clinton condoms will go on sale in southern China for 29.8 Yuan -- $3.72 U.S. -- for a box of 12, while the Lewinsky model will be priced at $2.35 for the same quantity.

"The Clinton condom will be the top of our line," he said. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."

Liu said the company had chosen to use the Clinton name because consumers viewed the former president as a responsible person, who would want to stress safe sex as an effective way to prevent the spread of the HIV virus.

"The names we chose are symbols of people who are responsible and dedicated to their jobs," he said. "I believe Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he's a very generous man."

Liu said the company did not believe using the Clinton and Lewinsky names constituted a violation of copyright or other laws.

"We have received full approval from the local Industrial and Commercial Bureau to start production," he said.

Clinton has campaigned aggressively for heightened AIDS awareness in China, where the disease is spreading rapidly.

In impeachment proceedings conducted by the U.S. Senate in 1999, he was acquitted on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice. The charges stemmed from denials he made about a sexual relationship he maintained with Lewinsky, a former White House intern.

MorganGrayson · 09-23-2005

How come *she* gets the "not quite as good" condom named after her?

Red · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

How come *she* gets the "not quite as good" condom named after her?

Because she was too stupid not to keep her mouth shut after he took his cock out of it.

gold4dinar · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

" "I believe Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he's a very generous man."
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Trev · 09-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red

Because she was too stupid not to keep her mouth shut after he took his cock out of it.

I have to agree

sarettah · 09-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

How come *she* gets the "not quite as good" condom named after her?

Could have something to do with a stained blue dress or something ?

MorganGrayson · 09-23-2005

Well, sometimes "being young" and "being stupid" are indeed the same thing.

It just pisses me off a *lot* that she gets more shit than he does.

Trev · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Well, sometimes "being young" and "being stupid" are indeed the same thing.

It just pisses me off a *lot* that she gets more shit than he does.

I'd hit it

MorganGrayson · 09-23-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

I'd hit it

You are SO gonna get a smack, crumpet!

(That somehow turned into a spanking on your tushie when I wasn't looking.)

Trev · 09-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

You are SO gonna get a smack, crumpet!

(That somehow turned into a spanking on your tushie when I wasn't looking.)

I takes what me can gets

Newton · 09-23-2005

Just thank heavens she didnt cough when he came or having a runny nose may be referred to as having a case of the "lewinsky flu" in winter time

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MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Bill and Monica Immortalized How come she gets the "not quite as good" condom named after her?

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MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Bill and Monica Immortalized Well, sometimes "being young" and "being stupid" are indeed the same thing. It just pisses me off a lot that she gets more shit than he does.

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