Lighten up, its Friday: Post your favorite quotes.

[Winetalk.com]

my favorite is:

O-REN: I'm going to say this in English so you know how serious I am. As your leader, I encourage you to -- from time to time and always in a respectful manner, and with the complete knowledge that my decision is final -- to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so. But allow me to convince you. And I will promise you, right here and now, no subject will be taboo...except the subject that was just under discussion.
The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or my American heritage as a negative is, I collect your fuckin head. Just like this fucker here. Now if any of you sonsabitches got anything else to say, now's the fuckin time.

I didn't think so. Meeting adjourned.

[Hell Puppy]

"With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly..."
--Arthur Carlson