W to address nation from Louisiana tonight

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by XxXotic

extremely worrying considering who would take his place is god forbid anything happened to bush. I hate bush but the very last thing I want to see is Cheney have to step up and replace him. That thought mortifies me

Uh, Cheney has been in charge since Day One. This is actually one of those rare times in American history that such a travesty would actually have zero effect. Not advocating anything mind you. Seriously am not.

But it's a fact of life: If you shoot the dummy, the ventriloquist doesn't die.

Ok, if they were together on stage, yeah. But you'll notice Dick makes sure he never stands near Bush, not even on those rarest of occasions that they are both in the same room, let alone in the same state.