Important Passport Question

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Peaches

I've only been stopped twice - and then only asked to remove my shoes: In Anchorage and in Ft. Lauderdale when I was in line with LBBV and Sweet T. I blame them - I was guilty by association!

My current favorite is the fact that the TSA in Atlanta has this woman who has to be 70+ years old with cataracts stationed at the point in line where they check your ID against your ticket.

Her arms have to get really tired after moving them back and forth for 30 seconds while she tries to focus on everyone's driver's license all day long.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

My current favorite is the fact that the TSA in Atlanta has this woman who has to be 70+ years old with cataracts stationed at the point in line where they check your ID against your ticket.

Her arms have to get really tired after moving them back and forth for 30 seconds while she tries to focus on everyone's driver's license all day long.

"Ya id sez James but dis ticket beez fo' Jim. Weez gots a problem."

She needs some damn shellfish too.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by gonzo

"Ya id sez James but dis ticket beez fo' Jim. Weez gots a problem."

She needs some damn shellfish too.

I suspect I've seen her sister working at PHL.

Her after looking at ticket: "So you're going to Vegas. And how are you getting there?"

Me: "Um ... Flying,"

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by gonzo

"Ya id sez James but dis ticket beez fo' Jim. Weez gots a problem."

She needs some damn shellfish too.

Easy solution - get your ticket in the name of James

As many know, I have a zillion nicknames but at least I know to put my real name on my plane ticket

Then again, when I do that I have the owner of WEG running around the office asking who the hell I am and accusing Cory of sneaking in one of his wimmins