Signs that you have a child

Vick · 08-18-2005

I have a toy dealer instead of a drug dealer

My toy dealer called me today

MorganGrayson · 08-18-2005

At least you didn't have to tear Louisville, Kentucky, apart one December looking for a Blueberry Buckle doll that you never found.

Vick · 08-18-2005

My toy dealer was able to hook me up with a tumble tree tree house for my son's 4th birthday when I couldn't find it anywhere else in stock,
He had it dropped shipped to my house in time for Sebastian's 4th birthday
That was more than a month ago and he finally returned my call to pay the invoice today

Can't beat that kind of service

sg_shane · 08-18-2005

You have a toy dealer? Man that's devotion. Everything we got when our kid was four sits in the room beneath the crap he had to have but never used when he was five.

Trev · 08-18-2005

It's cool when your dealer hooks you up with some really awesome shit, it's even better when he doesn't hit you up to pay for it until a month later

Vick · 08-18-2005

Yeah I got lucky with this dealer

He knows my son (and ex-wife) from them going into his brick and mortar shop

Let's just say he's an interesting type person

MorganGrayson · 08-18-2005

I'm going to try and prepare you for this, Vick, as much as you can be prepared.
For a long time, birthdays and holidays were easy. Go to the toy department with a list. Purchase. Come home and wrap.

Then...that first Christmas when the toy department wasn't involved at all.

What a shocking bummer that was.

My husband and I just looked at each other, feeling old.

The good news, for me anyway, is that it came back. The youngest has the world's largest Tigger collection and my middle child is hooked severely on "Hello Kitty." I got to buy toys again!!!!

Having three girls, I don't know how it goes with boys.

I'm currently bummed that I don't have to buy school supplies, but luckily, there is a place to go - I have to find the bookmark - where an Indian Nation is desperate for school supplies so I can get my "buying crayons for kids" fix.

Newton · 08-18-2005

toy dealer.. that's a job?

Trev · 08-18-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton

toy dealer.. that's a job?

The word on the street is that the R'us pimp started out on a street corner. Now that dude is in every town

Bhelliom · 08-18-2005

I gots wha chu need right hee'uh my man... yo yo ... you wan summa dis?

howsabout a sweet barbie huh? fresh off the truck.... 10 dollah....

Newton · 08-18-2005

Ah .. it fell off the side of a white transit ..

08-18-2005	#1
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Signs that you have a child I have a toy dealer instead of a drug dealer My toy dealer called me today __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

08-18-2005	#2
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Signs that you have a child At least you didn't have to tear Louisville, Kentucky, apart one December looking for a Blueberry Buckle doll that you never found.

08-18-2005	#3
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Re: Signs that you have a child My toy dealer was able to hook me up with a tumble tree tree house for my son's 4th birthday when I couldn't find it anywhere else in stock, He had it dropped shipped to my house in time for Sebastian's 4th birthday That was more than a month ago and he finally returned my call to pay the invoice today Can't beat that kind of service __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

08-18-2005	#4
sg_shane Trying to get enough posts to spam a link I'm new! Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4	Re: Signs that you have a child You have a toy dealer? Man that's devotion. Everything we got when our kid was four sits in the room beneath the crap he had to have but never used when he was five. __________________ Your affiliate stats on your server from anywhere you find a browser.

08-18-2005	#5
Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	Re: Signs that you have a child It's cool when your dealer hooks you up with some really awesome shit, it's even better when he doesn't hit you up to pay for it until a month later __________________ Sucks to be you.

08-18-2005	#6
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Re: Signs that you have a child Yeah I got lucky with this dealer He knows my son (and ex-wife) from them going into his brick and mortar shop Let's just say he's an interesting type person __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

08-18-2005	#7
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Signs that you have a child I'm going to try and prepare you for this, Vick, as much as you can be prepared. For a long time, birthdays and holidays were easy. Go to the toy department with a list. Purchase. Come home and wrap. Then...that first Christmas when the toy department wasn't involved at all. What a shocking bummer that was. My husband and I just looked at each other, feeling old. The good news, for me anyway, is that it came back. The youngest has the world's largest Tigger collection and my middle child is hooked severely on "Hello Kitty." I got to buy toys again!!!! Having three girls, I don't know how it goes with boys. I'm currently bummed that I don't have to buy school supplies, but luckily, there is a place to go - I have to find the bookmark - where an Indian Nation is desperate for school supplies so I can get my "buying crayons for kids" fix.

08-18-2005	#8
Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	Re: Signs that you have a child toy dealer.. that's a job? __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD

08-18-2005	#10
Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	Re: Signs that you have a child I gots wha chu need right hee'uh my man... yo yo ... you wan summa dis? howsabout a sweet barbie huh? fresh off the truck.... 10 dollah.... __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?

08-18-2005	#11
Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	Re: Signs that you have a child Ah .. it fell off the side of a white transit .. __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD

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