What will the future war between Canada and Denmark be called?

MorganGrayson · 08-01-2005

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Originally Posted by DannyCox

I think we Canadians should just play a game of hockey against the Danes for it. But instead of on the ice, we'll play Street Hockey, right on Hans Rock...er...Island. We'll even bring cars in so every few minutes, someone can yell "CAR!", and then when it passes, yell "GAME ON!". We can then have 20 or 30 players a side, at once, and the goalies will be required to use newspaper for shin and chest pads, wear an old football helmet and use a baseball glove as a catcher. What am I missing??

Just let me know the outcome...

All you're missing is someone's Mom to yell for dinner, and the kid who owns the puck takes it inside, thus ending the game, and the Canadians and the Danes say the hell with it and go out for beer and talk the whole thing over like adults.

The way all wars should end.

DannyCox · 08-01-2005

That's right! I forgot all about Mom in the mix. But we have to wait until she yells for the 5th time, and follows it up with "Don't make me come out there and get you!"

View Poll Results: What will the Canadian/Danish war be called?
The Arctic War	1	16.67%
The Battle of Hans Island	0	0%
The Canadian Aggression	1	16.67%
The Dumbest War	1	16.67%
The French-Canuck Imperialist Syndrome	3	50.00%
Voters: 6. You may not vote on this poll

08-01-2005	#2
DannyCox I like cheese Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal, QC, CA Posts: 1,185	Re: What will the future war between Canada and Denmark be called? That's right! I forgot all about Mom in the mix. But we have to wait until she yells for the 5th time, and follows it up with "Don't make me come out there and get you!" __________________ iAmateurs Network Amateur Niche Affiliate Programs

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