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Originally posted by Trev@May 12 2005, 11:06 PM
Put the toilet seat down when you’re done.
She'll use your razor for her legs.
Panties end up it the strangest of places.
Your mirror won't be good enough.
Be prepared to loose 75% of your wardrobe space.
There are so many more but that’s a general idea 
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Yup, yup, yup.
A few more:
You'll have to eat healthily and follow the latest diet, unless it's her that wants to pig out on chips etc.
You'll discover at least 6 varieties of bubble bath in the bathroom.
Your mess is because you're disgustingly untidy, her mess is also your fault in some way.
Your body is just a portable warmer for her cold feet.
You'll need to buy your own wardrobe and chest of drawers.
05-13-2005
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