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Old 04-08-2005   #1
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Ok, I hated winter, I hated Fall, now I hate Spring....

Had to mow my lawn today. Go to fill up the tank with gas and discover that the fucking gas tank has somehow gotten torn (i hate nylon fucking things too dammit). So I do a quick fix with some gasket seal and end up mowing my front lawn with gasoline dripping out of the mower the whole time. I'm just sitting here waiting for my front lawn to just torch up.

Lawn looks like total shit too...I am starting out as that guy down the street with the shitrty looking lawn this year... Hate when I draw attention to myself dammit....

I can't wait till my daughter is 18 and I can get my ass out of here and down to Florida permanently. Gonna just cement in the front yard and spreay paint it green in the summere and white in the winter and be the grouchy old guy who chases all the kids and their skateboards off of the front lawn....
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""I can't wait till my daughter is 18 and I can get my ass out of here and down to Florida permanently.""

I bet there are loads of people on this board that can't wait til....

Ok , I'll drop it ;-))))
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So I do a quick fix with some gasket seal and end up mowing my front lawn with gasoline dripping out of the mower the whole time. I'm just sitting here waiting for my front lawn to just torch up.
You were worried about your lawn catching fire?

Right there you had the perfect solution to not having to cut it again for months and you let it slip by you?

Sarettah start thinking outside the box lad - if that had been me I would have struck a match and let it rip.


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Yeah, but that would have been illegal burning and I probably would have gotten a citation and then someone would probably use it against me years down the road and post my name all over the boards and call me a loose cannon or some such, ya know





Nick...watch it. That be MY daughter we be talking about. Other folks daughter's can get naked on the net but not mine....... dammit. :angry: (edited in: I read that back and it sounds like I'm actually pissed, which I'm not, of course. )
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Yeah, but that would have been illegal burning and I probably would have gotten a citation and then someone would probably use it against me years down the road and post my name all over the boards and call me a loose cannon or some such, ya know





Hey - why wait for years - we can do that for you right now at no extra charge

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Nawwwww he is just loose... ;-)))
Now now...

she can get both hands in there.........



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Aussie is like Brit.

a squib is a firework and was also the detonator for a canon in old navy times.

Therefore going off like a damp squib was a misfire.

the expression I love is "freeze the balls of a brass monkey"

which is not rude at all.

A brass monkey was the frame which held canon balls on deck.

when it got real cold it shrunk spilling canon balls all over the deck.


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thanx

Ok, so I am a loose cannon that misfires at times.

I can live with that...for now

















How's that for lack of a snappy comeback.
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thanx

Ok, so I am a loose cannon that misfires at times.

I can live with that...for now

















How's that for lack of a snappy comeback.
Chalk up 1 to me :P
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Has anyone done an aussie-english translation site ? I'm sure there are some out there, but not a bad little traffic project actually.
I beleive someone did and most sentences end with: Now convict!
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I'm just sitting here waiting for my front lawn to just torch up.
Your sooo lucky I live all the way over here
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Ok why am I an assclown :angry:
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Ok why am I an assclown :angry:
oh lord thats just to tempting
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this is turning into a slap fight. pistols at dawn? the aussies and limies are getting their knickers ina bunch.
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Ok, I hated winter, I hated Fall, now I hate Spring....

Had to mow my lawn today. Go to fill up the tank with gas and discover that the fucking gas tank has somehow gotten torn (i hate nylon fucking things too dammit). So I do a quick fix with some gasket seal and end up mowing my front lawn with gasoline dripping out of the mower the whole time. I'm just sitting here waiting for my front lawn to just torch up.

Lawn looks like total shit too...I am starting out as that guy down the street with the shitrty looking lawn this year... Hate when I draw attention to myself dammit....

I can't wait till my daughter is 18 and I can get my ass out of here and down to Florida permanently. Gonna just cement in the front yard and spreay paint it green in the summere and white in the winter and be the grouchy old guy who chases all the kids and their skateboards off of the front lawn....
and those motherfucking robins are on thin ice with me, cocksuckers!


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Nuttin wrong with the Welsh...unless of course you're one of those Welsh wankers that sings at rugby games.
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Nuttin wrong with the Welsh...unless of course you're one of those Welsh wankers that sings at rugby games.
Guilty as charged


Let me guess you must be a convi..... an Aussie :P

or worse a Brit <_<



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Yep an Aussie...but not of convict stock. Bit of a shame really cos it's a status symbol here now...but my ancestors were Irish and came out here in the 1890's.
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Yep an Aussie...but not of convict stock. Bit of a shame really cos it's a status symbol here now...but my ancestors were Irish and came out here in the 1890's.
A bit like the Mayflowers in the U.S?
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I love spring. Second favortie season behind fall.
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