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Old 11-04-2004   #1
Uri Geller
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I felt a sudden force compelling me to the internet.

Once I managed to meld with the main server, I was drawn to this site. Many confused and childish thoughts were invading my consciousness, along with a very very gay overtone I might add.

Within these frantic gay thoughts I did however glimpse some logic.

Does this mean anything to anyone ?

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var exit = true;
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             eval("window.showModalDialog(popURL,'',popDialogOptions)");
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        else
        {
             iie.launchURL(popupURL);
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    }
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  isXPSP2 = (window.navigator.userAgent.indexOf("SV1") != -1);
  if(isXPSP2) brs();
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I do not know what it means. I just know that two minds here are thinking these very same things at the very same time. One of those minds does not value these thoughts very highly. One of those minds puts great value on them. Both of the minds however seem to have received the thought at the same internet stop and each of them feels no guilt for selling something that is not of their own creation and was given to them freely.

After that it just goes all gay again.

Sorry for interrupting your thoughts.
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