what I hate in movies

[spazlabz]

Here is what drives me crazy in movies. I used to go to see movies with the sole intention of being entertained. Back then entertainment meant seeing boobs. Thats all I wanted.........some boobs. And I mean full on tit shots too, none of that sneaky crap, if i didn't see nipple then the movie sucked!
I have aged though, now I am entertained by such things as 'plots' and 'good writing' and lo and behold 'good acting'. but one thing still irritates me.

Say in a movie two people are going at it, sexually i mean. And I am talking about some serious sheet soaking (with sweat you sickos) arched back pounding now, and they finish (keeping in mind that the sheets/blankets must have been velcroed to his back the whole time because it tastefully hid all the good bits) and he gets out of bed and walks to the..............
Oh shit I dont know, bathroom, kitchen for coffee, to the chair to put on his pants and make a hasty retreat, it doesnt matter, here is the kicker. He gets out of bed, and the woman, who has just been thouroughly PLOWED by this stud.........
PULLS THE FREAKING BLANKET UP TO COVER HER CHEST!!!???
No seriously, WTF is that? I would rather them edit to well after the sex scene and show them both clothed, then to do something as stupid as that. The woman sure as heck wasnt shy or modest like 15 seconds ago as she was gouging fingernail grooves 3 inches deep into his back, but now the idea of him seeing the breasts he was just yanking on for 45 minutes makes her blush
Puhleeze.......
also the back shots that almost show a boob, but not quite. I know a lot of people love the tease, personally I detest it, show it all to me or nothing, either way I will be happy, but drop the damn tease.

Any way, thats what I hate in movies, I dont exspect many to agree with me, but I would love to know what irritates the shit out of you when you watch a movie.

thanks
spaz

[Winetalk.com]

seeing them doing a sex scene with the girl wearing a bra....

[Peaches]

I hate it when someone gets up and WRAPS THE SHEET AROUND THEM and takes it off the damn bed. I HAVE pulled the blanket/sheets over my boobs (which is a feat in and of itself since they are spread all over a 5 foot radius when I'm lying on my back ), but I have NEVER wrapped a sheet around me and tried to make it to the bathroom/kitchen (only places I would go after sex ) and neither has anyone else who's ever been in there with me. :grrr:

[Almighty Colin]

I hate happy endings. Errr ... h34r:

[grimm]

Originally posted by spazlabz@Jul 16 2004, 04:12 AM
Here is what drives me crazy in movies. I used to go to see movies with the sole intention of being entertained. Back then entertainment meant seeing boobs. Thats all I wanted.........some boobs. And I mean full on tit shots too, none of that sneaky crap, if i didn't see nipple then the movie sucked!
I have aged though, now I am entertained by such things as 'plots' and 'good writing' and lo and behold 'good acting'. but one thing still irritates me.

Say in a movie two people are going at it, sexually i mean. And I am talking about some serious sheet soaking (with sweat you sickos) arched back pounding now, and they finish (keeping in mind that the sheets/blankets must have been velcroed to his back the whole time because it tastefully hid all the good bits) and he gets out of bed and walks to the..............
Oh shit I dont know, bathroom, kitchen for coffee, to the chair to put on his pants and make a hasty retreat, it doesnt matter, here is the kicker. He gets out of bed, and the woman, who has just been thouroughly PLOWED by this stud.........
PULLS THE FREAKING BLANKET UP TO COVER HER CHEST!!!???
No seriously, WTF is that? I would rather them edit to well after the sex scene and show them both clothed, then to do something as stupid as that. The woman sure as heck wasnt shy or modest like 15 seconds ago as she was gouging fingernail grooves 3 inches deep into his back, but now the idea of him seeing the breasts he was just yanking on for 45 minutes makes her blush
Puhleeze.......
also the back shots that almost show a boob, but not quite. I know a lot of people love the tease, personally I detest it, show it all to me or nothing, either way I will be happy, but drop the damn tease.

Any way, thats what I hate in movies, I dont exspect many to agree with me, but I would love to know what irritates the shit out of you when you watch a movie.

thanks
spaz

I hate large, stupid special effects.

see... Jerry Bruckheimer.


oh and Jim Carrey. I want to cockpunch him.


You should switch to independant films, lots of boobs there.


Heres a good link

http://www.apple.com/trailers


Enjoy.

[cj]

Originally posted by Peaches@Jul 16 2004, 07:43 AM
I hate it when someone gets up and WRAPS THE SHEET AROUND THEM and takes it off the damn bed. I HAVE pulled the blanket/sheets over my boobs (which is a feat in and of itself since they are spread all over a 5 foot radius when I'm lying on my back ), but I have NEVER wrapped a sheet around me and tried to make it to the bathroom/kitchen (only places I would go after sex ) and neither has anyone else who's ever been in there with me. :grrr:

YES!!! this is so fucking annoying!! all i keep thinking is 'fuck she has to remake the bed'!!!

and when they just swoooosh everything off a desk or table onto the floor with things smashing everywhere but they are soooo occupied with each other they can't take a second to find a better surface?!! why not just throw her up against the wall or doggy style over the desk where she only needs elbow room??!?! then there would be same level of sex and no mess!!!




oh and the obvious ... when they run upstairs in horror movies. stupid.

[DrGuile]

spaz, Eurotrip a overall horrible movie, especially if you know anything about Europe, had a fair share of boobs

fyi

[spazlabz]

Originally posted by DrGuile@Jul 16 2004, 07:35 AM
spaz, Eurotrip a overall horrible movie, especially if you know anything about Europe, had a fair share of boobs

fyi

hahaha well looks like i am gonna have to check out Eurotrip and a bunch of independant films now!!

really though it isnt the showing or not showing of them any more, its that damn teasing they do, like you know the actress is topless, she got topless, but they arent going to show her topless
THEN WHATS THE f*&^%ING POINT!!

ahhhhhhhhhh, I feel better now


spaz

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by spazlabz+Jul 16 2004, 11:08 AM-->