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Old 07-12-2004   #1
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How long is a piece of string?
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how long is a chinamans name?
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twice the length from the middle to the end.
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twice the length from the middle to the end.
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Unless the string is on the surface of the moon, when it will be approximately 2.2 times the lentgh from the middle to the end as measured in Earth terms.

Don't ask me why that is, it just is.

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Unless the string is on the surface of the moon, when it will be approximately 2.2 times the lentgh from the middle to the end as measured in Earth terms
hows that ??
i guess that also means i'll be taking longer shits too
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It's as long as you need to tie up whatever you need to tie up with a little extra left over.

When I need a piece of string to tie up newspapers, it's a lot smaller than the piece of string I need to tie my plastic chair to the dock so it doesn't blow into the lake.

HOWEVER (and this is very important....) no matter HOW much you have to tie up, you can never use a full ball of string w/o cutting it. To do so elimates any "pieces" of string as a full ball is a "whole".
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it is the distance between the two ends
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this is my response to 'what is the conversion of your sites' and 'how hard is it to make a web page'
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