It's all of your fucking faults dammit.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by gonzo@Jun 8 2004, 03:38 AM
A sitdown.... Like I'm doing at the fucking airport now. They tell you to get hereearly and then nothing is open.... And the damn bag scanner was broke...then we made believe we were in line at 6 flags to get thru security.... They wonder how guns and shit get thru the gat when you have a blind assed negress arguing about james and jim are 2 different names and don't match the ticket with the id.
Dumbasses.
You'd think theve never seen a mixing board and a microphone.
What iz beez all dis?
Its an internet radio station.
Whut iz donna seez any wires. How be yous do dat? Whut kinda radio sho iz beez?
Its porn ... I shake my dick at my sister in australia and we talk about ron jeremy.

Then they wanted me to explain this oprano tee shirt. I told em it was a new hbo spin off show for the porn mafia.

After getting no sleep and being shoehorned into a coach seat for 4+ hours, beware of the man in the fur coat...