Serge's BUY alert

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@May 27 2004, 03:45 PM
P.S. don't get discouraged if you don't have hard assets to put as collateral,
I'll accept your kidney, liver, heart,
as collateral.

Sperm donor might work as well,
if you can jerk off 10-15 times a day 'till you fulfill your indebtness
;-)))

my cars aren't worth a hundred grand, so for 10% you'd have to just take it as a contract loan with no collateral.


I can jerkoff about 10x a day at my age, might slow down to 8 or 9 come the end of the loan term.


or I can give you a 10% stake in a company that i'll put the hundred grand into. could earn you millions.